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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1560 on: March 14, 2009, 01:37:20 pm »



Ennis:  Twist, I see you hiding behing that boulder!  Stop playing around, and get over here and give me some sugar!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1561 on: March 14, 2009, 01:37:58 pm »



Guard that Oscar with your life, Philip Seymour Hoffman!!!!  'Cause I know how to "jimmy" a lock!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1562 on: March 14, 2009, 01:38:30 pm »



Jake!  For God's sake!  It's Oscar night!  Pull your pants up, and get inside!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1563 on: March 14, 2009, 01:42:20 pm »
For those of you who remember the 70's think of the song "Rhinestone Cowboy".





We've been workin' on films so long
keepin' our spirits strong.
we know ev'ry star on the Walk of Fame walkway

hard workin' is the name of the qame
And nice guys get washed away `
when bad critics take aim.

We've both been lookin' for the parts, that were gonna touch some people's hearts

But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
one's a ranchhand
and the other tries to rodeo

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"

Well
we really don't mind the fame
And gettin' teased is a part of game
But reactions we see from the fans
can make us look past
the stupid things critics will say
who will bash this film anyway
because thier heads are up their ass

We've both been lookin' for the roles, that were gonna touch some people's souls

But now there is no fear, we're in the movie of the year

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
meet at brokeback
and we find the love of our lives

'Cause we're Brokeback Cowboys
Gettin' postcards and letters from people we don't even know
sayin' "Thank you for doin' this show!"

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1564 on: March 14, 2009, 01:49:45 pm »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Whoo-eee! Thanks Chuckie, love 'em :D.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1565 on: March 14, 2009, 02:16:00 pm »



(Jack)  I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!

(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo

(Jack)  I'm a dark haired cowboy, Ennis is my one joy
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

(Ennis) You're my doll, rock'n'roll, Meet you after the rodeo,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...


(Jack)You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(Jack)  I'm not Barbie's Boy
Ennis is my toy
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!

(Jack)Ohh ohh ohh ohhh
(Ennis) Come on Jack, now rub my back!
(Jack)waooooo


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1566 on: March 14, 2009, 02:19:03 pm »


(Cowboy)  Put your hand there again, and you'll get shot again....I don't care WHAT you saw in the theaters....I ain't from Brokeback Mountain!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1567 on: March 14, 2009, 02:20:03 pm »


Jack:  Ennis, you want me to put what in my hand now??
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1568 on: March 14, 2009, 02:24:16 pm »


Huh??  What do I feel about Beyoncè's solo career??  Has Destiny's Child broken up??  You've got the wrong Michelle Williams!









How do I like being engaged to who??  Havin' his baby??  Staring in a movie about what??  You have the wrong Michelle Williams.  
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1569 on: March 14, 2009, 02:26:14 pm »

Ladies and gentlemen.....I present....the sequal.


Brokeback 2





Brokeback to the White House


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!