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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1590 on: March 14, 2009, 10:40:26 pm »



Ennis:  *whispers to Jack*  Now, remember, be "cool".....Alma can smell fear......
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1591 on: March 14, 2009, 10:42:01 pm »






Ennis <to himself>  Wow!  So he can make his nose increase to 3 times its size too!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1592 on: March 14, 2009, 10:50:06 pm »




From the door of Aguirre's trailer
To Brokeback Mountian's base
I will fight to hold my cowboy
Hold his hand and kiss his face
I will love him to end of time
want to make that point so clear
I am proud to claim the title
of a Brokeback Mountianeer.

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1593 on: March 14, 2009, 11:13:00 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on March 14, 2009, 10:09:45 pm









a'yup!  Time for me to put in a transfer from Texas.....Walker, Brokeback Ranger has a good ring to it.



The Front Ranger seconds that!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1594 on: March 14, 2009, 11:15:29 pm »




Preacher:  Now....repeat after me.   I, Ennis, take you Alma....

Ennis:  I, Ennis, take you Jaaahhh Alma.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1595 on: March 14, 2009, 11:17:33 pm »


Jack (to himself):  "Dang, I HATE it when she spits.....why can't she swallow, like Ennis does??"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1596 on: March 14, 2009, 11:18:16 pm »


Ennis:  You know, darlin', you better go see your doctor.....I think I'm seeing the beginings of a pornstache here.  That ain't right.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1597 on: March 14, 2009, 11:28:20 pm »




Ummmmm......Ennis....I know I said I'd love you no matter what....but ya think you can take Alma's dress off, and put the cowboy gear back on??
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1598 on: March 14, 2009, 11:29:05 pm »




I don't get that Twist feller.  He said he was looking for a top, and I got the best one the toy store had to sell.....did that make him happy??  Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1599 on: March 14, 2009, 11:29:46 pm »



ennis:  "yeah well...here is out list for next week."

basque:  "what eez an.....ah-pho-dee-zee-ack??"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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