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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1650 on: April 04, 2009, 06:22:18 pm »

Brokeback...Take 2





Jack:  F*ck Aguirre!!!

Ennis:  I don't wanna f*ck Aguirrie.

Ang Lee:  CUT!!!

Take 2


Jack:  F*ck Aguirre!!!

Ennis:  Jack, you can f*ck Aguirrie.

Ang Lee:  CUT!!!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1651 on: April 04, 2009, 06:42:49 pm »




Hiya Lureen and LaShawn.  We're Stacey and Clinton, from TLC's "What Not To Wear".  Your husbands called us to help get rid of your current wardrobe.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1652 on: April 04, 2009, 06:49:50 pm »



Jack (To himself)  "Well dang, ifn that ain't the perfect Christmas gift for Ennis......."
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1653 on: April 04, 2009, 08:05:22 pm »

Brokeback Halloween




Zombie:  "Jaaaack...come to me...I can treat you better than Ennis ever can!"

Jack:   "Eat me!"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1654 on: April 04, 2009, 08:23:45 pm »



Momma, I don't know what you did, but this food is nastier than ususal, and I'm not gonna be eating this slop for the next two weeks!










Aunt Tanya, it's Lureen.  The receipes you gave me, they couldn't get him to eat either.











Well those were my best receipes!!!!!!!!!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1655 on: April 04, 2009, 08:25:22 pm »



Marge:  Next Simpson Family vacation, Brokeback Mountian!

Homer:  And I found us two tour guides to show us around!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1656 on: April 04, 2009, 08:27:13 pm »




Lisa:  $5.00 for a squishy??  That's horrifying!

Bart:  What was really horrifying was what Millhouse and Ralph did in their tent last night!

Millhouse:  Maybe that would still be a secret if you didn't get all Aguirre on us!  We had to do something, durned tent smells like cat wee wee!

Ralph:  I peed in the tent last night!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1657 on: April 04, 2009, 08:31:12 pm »


I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
You better stop
The things that you're doin'
I said "Watch out!
I ain't lyin', yeah!
I ain't gonna let him go
you can't win
I ain't gonna give up on us
Give it up
I put a spell on you
Because he's mine
All right!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1658 on: April 04, 2009, 08:33:39 pm »





Hmmmm.....sign behind me says they store gays here.  Maybe I can find a fishin' buddy now.

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1659 on: April 04, 2009, 09:03:03 pm »





Came upon a bear, is what happened.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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