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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1660 on: April 04, 2009, 10:09:21 pm »





Fortunately, no one knew that the BatCave had a second location on Brokeback Mountain


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1661 on: April 04, 2009, 10:24:04 pm »

Photo manipulation credited to Quiplash

Brokeback Mountain III: Hazzard Mountain





Jake:  Lemme get this straight......in this sequal, you're married to your cousin??   :o

Michelle:  and you cheat on me, with your other cousin, who's a man??   :o

Heath:  Daym....I don't think this one will even get any nominations, let alone actual Oscars!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1662 on: April 04, 2009, 10:57:49 pm »






Aquirre is very happy that the X-ray binoculars he ordered arrived, and is now able to see into the tent.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1663 on: April 04, 2009, 11:25:11 pm »



My love, there's you only life
The only thing that's right




My first love, your every breath that I take
Your every step I make




And I
I want to share all my love with you




No one else will do




And your eyes



your eyes....your eyes



They tell me how much you care
Oh yes, you will always be my endless love




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1664 on: April 04, 2009, 11:45:07 pm »



Whut?  Ty Pennington?  "Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition"?  Never heard of them.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1665 on: April 04, 2009, 11:45:43 pm »






Whut? Stacey & Clinton? "TLC'S What Not To Wear"? Never heard of them.



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1666 on: April 05, 2009, 01:10:23 am »



Whut?  Ty Pennington?  "Extreme Makeover:  Home Edition"?  Never heard of them.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Priceless, Chuck!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1667 on: April 05, 2009, 05:15:17 pm »



Jack  "Ennis, I ever tell you that you got a nice set of Chi Chis??"


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1668 on: April 05, 2009, 05:18:06 pm »





He tried hard, but Jack could never really "vogue" as well as he wanted.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1669 on: April 05, 2009, 05:18:48 pm »




While visiting Conan O'Brien, Jake discusses a Brokeback deleted scene, titled "Third Night In Tent".



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!