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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1670 on: April 05, 2009, 05:20:04 pm »


Funniest fan story?  Ok, was just out on the street, minding my business, and some guy comes up to me, says his name is Chuck, starts doing this with his hands.....says he was flexing the "evil tickle fingers".


I ran as quick as I could!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1671 on: April 05, 2009, 05:23:41 pm »
Cellar, your pics are interesting, especially with your added words!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1672 on: April 05, 2009, 05:55:39 pm »


Florence:  I see that look in your eyes, Mr. Twist.  He may play my son, but he's not.....so back off!  
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1673 on: April 05, 2009, 06:23:32 pm »


 
 


If I knew that Monroe wore "Underroos", I would never have said "yes".


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1674 on: April 05, 2009, 06:25:18 pm »




Jake (thinking):  "Oh honey, as if.  and you'd have to open much wider than that anyway."


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1675 on: April 05, 2009, 06:29:19 pm »




Alma Bunny:  "Jack Rabbit Twist?  Jack Rabbit Nasty!"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1676 on: April 05, 2009, 06:30:29 pm »




Having disposed of Aguirre, Jack Rabbit prepares to convince Ennis Rabbit into living the sweet life on Brokeback.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1677 on: April 05, 2009, 06:31:24 pm »



Upon hearing that Ennis wants rabbit for dinner, Alma tries a new tactic.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1678 on: April 05, 2009, 06:38:06 pm »

Bishop (to priest):   Sign don't look right!







Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1679 on: April 05, 2009, 06:41:58 pm »




Smurfette:  I hope you don't think I'm smurfing too fast....maybe we should put the smurfs on?

Smurf:  Fast or slow, I just like the smurf you're smurfing in!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!