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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1690 on: April 07, 2009, 11:08:13 am »

Brokeback Grease



Rizzo shows Lureen how to really rock a blonde wig.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1691 on: April 07, 2009, 11:08:49 am »

Brokeback Grease



We may be singin' and dancin', but we're not in formation, so we ain't queer!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1692 on: April 07, 2009, 11:09:21 am »

Brokeback Grease



(Danny)  Ummmm.....We may be in formation now, but I ain't no queer!

(Background dancers)  Us neither!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1693 on: April 07, 2009, 11:11:29 am »

Blades Of Brokeback




(Chazz)  You know I ain't queer

(Jimmy)  Me neither.  Now shut up and skate!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1694 on: April 07, 2009, 11:12:10 am »


Blades Of Brokeback



(Chazz)  This is a one shot thing.

(Jimmy)  That apparently takes place in front of a sold out crowd.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1695 on: April 07, 2009, 11:12:46 am »


Blades Of Brokeback



(Jimmy)  Next thing I knew, I was flying through the air...




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1696 on: April 07, 2009, 11:13:24 am »



Blades Of Brokeback



(Katie)  Jimmy McElory......Jimmy McNasty!  You two don't go up there to skate!





Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1697 on: April 07, 2009, 11:14:17 am »




Blades Of Brokeback



(Chazz)  You been to Lake Placid, Jimmy McElory?  I've heards what they got in Lake Placid for boys like you!!






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1698 on: April 07, 2009, 11:15:32 am »




Brittney:  You know this is a one shot thing we got goin' here.

Madonna:  Oh please!  The way your career has tanked, you'll be kissin' me again!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1699 on: April 07, 2009, 08:39:10 pm »


After Brokeback, Americans seem to think that queens dress like cowboys.  Me thinks that perhaps it's time for a trip to America, so I can show these people what a proper Queen looks like.











Oh, but your majesty, America does know about queens!









That's right, honey!  When it comes to Queens, I've got a leg up on all of you, so "You better work!"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!