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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1730 on: April 14, 2009, 08:47:27 am »



Ennis:  I got a candy apple!

Jack:  I got a Hershey Bar

Ghost:  I got a rock......

Ennis:  Jack, why'd you invite Charlie Brown along?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1731 on: April 15, 2009, 08:16:22 pm »


Ennis:  Jack, what's with that pic on your door?

Jack:  I decorated for All Saints Day.  It's a pic of St. Angela of Foligno.  Patron Saint of sexual temptations.



Ennis:  You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1732 on: April 15, 2009, 08:17:26 pm »



Ennis:  Jack, now what's with that pic on the wall?

Jack:  I decorated for All Saints Day.  There is no patron saint for gay people, so I made one up.















Ennis:  I'm glad my folks were Methodists.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1733 on: April 15, 2009, 08:20:57 pm »




Ennis:  Jack, now what's with that 3rd pic?

Jack:  How many times I gotta say I decorated for All Saints Day?















Ennis:  Just 'cause her name is Susan Saint James, don't make her a saint, Jack.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1734 on: April 15, 2009, 08:43:01 pm »



When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1735 on: April 15, 2009, 09:15:44 pm »




Aguirre:  Some o these never went up there with you.....








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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1736 on: April 15, 2009, 09:23:39 pm »






ennis (singing): You......shield me with your wings
I need you angel, can't you see?
hold me, lift me, take me high
spread your wings, take on the sky

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1737 on: April 15, 2009, 09:25:44 pm »






Ennis: I think those guys got their holidays mixed up.

Jack: Whut ya mean, En?

Ennis: Well, it's Christmas, but it's on Halloween we get tricks and treats.
 
 
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1738 on: April 15, 2009, 09:29:47 pm »




Ennis:   Jack, did you ask Santa for anything?

Jack:  Yes, I asked him for something special, but I don't know if I'm on the "naughty" or "nice" list, so I don't know if I'll get it.









*Christmas Eve, at the Twist/Del Mar Ranch*




Santa:  Well, Jack Twist was a good boy, so here's the gift he asked for.











I hope he puts the butt plug to good use!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1739 on: April 15, 2009, 09:32:16 pm »









Ennis:  It's New Year's Eve.....wanna watch the ball drop?

Jack:  Depends on where your gonna drop it.

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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