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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1740 on: April 15, 2009, 09:36:19 pm »


Alma:  You still goin' fishin' with Jack Twist?

Ennis:  Sometimes........

Alma:  Why?

Ennis:  Big Nuts on him....the size of apples!





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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1741 on: April 15, 2009, 09:36:51 pm »





It didn't take long for Ennis to find Jack's "G-spot".

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1742 on: April 15, 2009, 09:45:26 pm »



Ennis never recovered from secretly attending a drag show, and finding Jack lip synching to "Like A Virgin".


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Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1743 on: April 15, 2009, 09:48:12 pm »



Ohhhhhh......so that's what Ennis meant when he said he gave Jack a Prince Albert in the can.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1744 on: April 16, 2009, 09:03:07 pm »


  BeetleJuice:  Know what I like about you, Ennis Del Mar?  You're a dark clown.
You're the complete opposite of the last guy I dated.














BeetleJuice:  He was such a Bozo!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1745 on: April 16, 2009, 09:06:14 pm »


BeetleJuice:  I shouldn't really talk badly about Bozo.
We did have some good times.....














BeetleJuice:  Oh yeah, he had some skills!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1746 on: April 16, 2009, 09:11:40 pm »



BeetleJuice:  The other clown I fell for, well,
it didn't last long at all.....














BeetleJuice:  I just couldn't let him give me head
for some reason....
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1747 on: April 18, 2009, 02:36:36 pm »





You been to Mexico, Jack Smiley Twist?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1748 on: April 20, 2009, 09:17:49 pm »

Happy Valentine's Day, Photo Captioners!



Jack Wannabe:  Hey, we ain't Jack or Ennis, but ya think they'll accept our Valentine wishes?

Ennis Wannabe:  I reckon so.  We are two cowboys being all romantic like.  What's better than that?
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1749 on: April 20, 2009, 09:36:24 pm »


Jack:  Ennis, pull my finger.

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said you was tired of beans.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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