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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1760 on: April 22, 2009, 07:23:52 pm »


It takes a lickin', but keeps on tickin'.




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1761 on: April 22, 2009, 07:50:02 pm »



Mama, how come there's a blue parka in the back of  Daddy's truck?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1762 on: April 22, 2009, 07:51:21 pm »



Mama, I found Daddy's creel case, I've been playing with it.  What's "Anal Eaze"?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1763 on: April 22, 2009, 07:53:15 pm »


Mama, dad don't know Unka Jack too good.   Last night, he kept asking Jack, "Who's your daddy?  Who's your daddy?"


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1764 on: April 22, 2009, 08:12:39 pm »

Cigar Butt  "Ever since he got back from that summer on Brokeback, Ennis whispers sweet nothings in my ear.  But if he calls me "Jack" one more time......."


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1765 on: April 22, 2009, 08:14:05 pm »



lureen: Elmo Del Mar?  Oh, your the countin' buddy, or the tickle buddy, I know who you are...



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1766 on: April 22, 2009, 08:15:07 pm »



lureen: Now you listen to me, and you listen good!   You're gonna meet somebody in a few years, and you're gonna fall in love.  Run away!!!!  Remember this conversation, and run away!!!  You'll avoid a big mistake.



















lureen: Who?  Who is this??



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1767 on: April 22, 2009, 08:24:55 pm »
Photo Manip from GNash!







And remember to make your cowboys "happy" cowboys!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1768 on: April 22, 2009, 08:25:56 pm »






Why did I paint them from this perspective?  While I'm a talented artist, I haven't quite learned how to translate that "freshly fucked" look onto canvas.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1769 on: April 22, 2009, 09:05:12 pm »



Reese: Jake, I wear pink lipstick.  Care to tell me how that particular shade of red got there?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!