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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1770 on: April 28, 2009, 09:05:55 pm »



Ennis:  Ok, I got all the ingredients on your list.....dinner smells good, but what's  'salt peter'?


Alma:  Just a type of salt, Ennis!  Yeah, have a great fishing trip!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1771 on: April 28, 2009, 09:08:20 pm »


Batman: Now you sit down you son of a bitch!
 
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1772 on: April 28, 2009, 09:09:10 pm »




Jack:  We must be doing something right, there's a sign cheering us on!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1773 on: April 28, 2009, 09:10:57 pm »




Wonder if there's a pair of dueces in this hand.........
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1774 on: April 28, 2009, 09:12:23 pm »



Ennis:  "You been to Persia, Jack Twist?  'Cause I heard what they got in Persia for boys like you."
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1775 on: April 28, 2009, 09:15:58 pm »



Jack:  *Sniff Sniff*  Ya smell that Ennis?  That's the smell of 42 sheep being struck by lightning.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1776 on: April 28, 2009, 09:17:33 pm »


Jack:
Ya know Ennis.....*sniff sniff*  A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?

Ennis:
Even after it's been stemmed?

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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1777 on: April 28, 2009, 09:23:42 pm »



On one of his rides, Jack fondly remembers "3rd Night In Tent".
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1778 on: April 28, 2009, 09:25:09 pm »



Although he was unable to find success on the bullriding circuit, Jack later became accomplished at Equistrian events.
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1779 on: April 28, 2009, 09:26:11 pm »




Man:  Oh!  Cigar Butt!  You've decided to submit at last!

Horse:  Only 'cause Ennis Del Mar ain't here!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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