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Offline CellarDweller

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1790 on: April 28, 2009, 10:01:21 pm »






Alma: Oh, so you got a piercing, huh Ennis?
So tell me when you're with Jack Twist
does that mean he's got a Prince Albert in his can?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1791 on: April 28, 2009, 11:05:06 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on April 28, 2009, 09:42:17 pm
Biblical Brokeback




It is not good that the man should be alone.

Bible, Genesis ii. 18.

That is too sad........far too sad.
 :( :( :( :(
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1792 on: April 29, 2009, 08:19:49 pm »




Ennis:  Go easy on me Jack!  You forget what it's like to be poor.

Jack:  Poor?  Well damn, your last movie is at over $600 million world wide!  How much are you givin' Alma and the girls?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1793 on: April 29, 2009, 08:52:04 pm »


Ennis:  You getting excited, Jack?  I see you've got a little Woody there.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1794 on: April 29, 2009, 08:52:54 pm »



Cowboy in background:  What's wrong?

Cowboy in foreground:  Aguirre showed up, and my gun ain't the only thing that went limp!

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1795 on: April 29, 2009, 08:59:22 pm »




Ennis, I'm stepping away for a second.  When I get back, that "McCain/Palin" sticker better be gone from your truck!
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Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1796 on: April 29, 2009, 09:05:12 pm »



The years after Jack's death had not been kind to Lureen......

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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1797 on: April 29, 2009, 09:10:54 pm »




HORSE (thinking) : Cowboy don't look right.


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1798 on: April 29, 2009, 09:24:40 pm »



Hello!  *wink wink*  This is Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, don'cha know!  I'm on the campaign trail with a real maverick, John McCain, and I'm making phone calls to everyday Americans like myself to get out to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket!   I'm sure you're like me and read all the newspapers, so you know what our platform is, and I am hoping you'll vote for us! *wink wink*

Can we count on your vote?











Who?  Who is this?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1799 on: April 29, 2009, 09:26:05 pm »




Whoooooweeeee!  Yeah!






I got tired of your dumbass missin'!
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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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