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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1840 on: June 15, 2009, 05:11:32 am »



Does it really have to be cows?
How 'bout sheep, they're smaller, easier to handle.





Hell yes Ennis. When I say cows I mean cows.
You got a f*in problem with that?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1841 on: June 15, 2009, 05:36:38 am »



'm sorry, Bud. It ain't gonna be that way.
Two guys living together, with hundreds of cows? No way.
I don't want a be like them guys you see around sometimes 














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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1842 on: June 15, 2009, 06:11:58 am »
I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.





that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1843 on: June 15, 2009, 02:27:11 pm »
I must say that now, having read this secret script, I fully understand Ennis´decision to say no. His fears was indeed justified. My whole perception of the movie has shifted forever.





that was the funnies thing I´ve seen in a long time, Chrissie!


Thank you Monika (even though you nearly killt my eyes with the tiny font ;)).
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1844 on: June 29, 2009, 07:22:11 am »
Many thanks to gnash for the photo shop for me!

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Ma Twist:   What in the hell are they, Ennis?

                             Ennis:   I don't know, but I think you better call an exterminator!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1845 on: June 29, 2009, 08:44:16 am »




Ma Twist:   What in the hell are they doin', Ennis?

                             Ennis:   I think it's the Virginia Reel!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1846 on: July 13, 2009, 11:03:24 am »


Not realizing he had stumbled upon his first "Glory Hole",
Ennis peeks in, and gets poked in the eye.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1847 on: July 14, 2009, 09:27:27 am »



Jack:  Hey Ennis, I think I found a spot out in the middle
                of nowhere far enough away from everyone!  Suit up!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1848 on: July 19, 2009, 03:30:50 pm »

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1849 on: July 23, 2009, 02:28:36 am »
This thread always has brought a smile to my face, and sometimes LOL fits.   Keep it goin'.

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