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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #290 on: August 11, 2006, 05:50:55 am »


"That ain't the point Jack.  Point is... you can't just go take a man's drawers just because you're doin the nasty with 'im."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #291 on: August 11, 2006, 05:51:18 am »


"Yer really kinda cute when you're totally blasted, ya know that?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #292 on: August 11, 2006, 05:51:42 am »


"You know if I was your wife first thing I'd do is strip you naked and shave you from head to toe!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #293 on: August 11, 2006, 05:52:19 am »


Jack:  "Friend you wouldn't believe what your wife said to me in there when we wuz dancin."

Randall:  "Oh yes I would. Why do you spose I got this beard?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #294 on: August 11, 2006, 05:53:01 am »


"Ever do any a that Graeco Roman wrestling... you know the kind where they're totally naked?"



Suddenly, Jack's gaydar goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #295 on: August 11, 2006, 05:53:33 am »


"Okay now Junior, let's see if you got the story straight.  We spent the whole afternoon at the bar and I was hangin all over the barmaid like we needed ta go get a room.  Make sure your momma gets the whole story.  And don't make no mention a no Jack Twist."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #296 on: August 11, 2006, 05:54:42 am »


(Ennis, to himself) "Come on Jack, I'm hard as a rock and ready to roll...!"
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“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #297 on: August 11, 2006, 05:55:08 am »


Jack: "Don't you go tellin me I got a tick behind my ear just now because if I do it's stayin right where it is."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #298 on: August 11, 2006, 05:55:31 am »


"Jack no more shouting 'yippy yi ki yay' in the middle a things, ok?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #299 on: August 11, 2006, 05:56:10 am »


Jack:  "I'm takin my pants off now."

Ennis:  "Uh huh."

Jack:  "I'm taking my drawers off now."

Ennis:  "That's nice."

Jack:  "I got the lube open."

Ennis:  "On my way."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”