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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #400 on: August 11, 2006, 07:15:19 am »

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"Red ants!  Ow ow ow!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #401 on: August 11, 2006, 07:15:54 am »

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Ennis: "Well all right, but no sweet talkin like honey or sweetheart or nothin.  Got it?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #402 on: August 11, 2006, 07:16:17 am »

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"Yee haw! Roped me an Ennis!"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #403 on: August 11, 2006, 07:16:43 am »

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Jack: "Please tell me I didn't kick out your teeth... I can't fuck a man without teeth."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #404 on: August 11, 2006, 07:17:08 am »

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Ennis experiences difficulties when Jack attempts a variation in their normal lovemaking routine.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #405 on: August 11, 2006, 07:17:32 am »

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"Whose idea was it to dress one a my sheep in your dirty drawers?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #406 on: August 11, 2006, 07:17:56 am »

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Ennis:  "Jack, what if the sheep start in with that 'queer' shit around Aguirre?"

Jack:  "Just pretend they're talkin about the Basque.  He wears that funny hat an all."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #407 on: August 11, 2006, 07:18:20 am »

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Ennis:  "I can't believe I left my extra pair a drawers on that sheep."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #408 on: August 11, 2006, 07:18:45 am »

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In the midst of solemnizing Alma and Ennis' marriage, Parson Brown's gaydar goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #409 on: August 11, 2006, 07:19:10 am »

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(Alma, thinking to herself:)  "Why is he looking at Ennis so funny?"

(Ennis, thinking to himself:)  "I'm goin a hell, I'm goin a hell."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”