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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #410 on: August 11, 2006, 07:19:33 am »

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Worker:  "Heard tell a some sheep that learned how to talk up north a here.  But they could only say one word -"

Ennis:  "Let me guess."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #411 on: August 11, 2006, 07:20:02 am »

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"You two weren't gettin paid to put unwarshed drawers on my sheep.  And if you come to get the drawers back, the answer is no."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #412 on: August 11, 2006, 07:20:38 am »

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"I sure hope Ennis likes country-breeze freshness, cuz I'm all out of the bottled kind."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #413 on: August 11, 2006, 07:21:01 am »

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Always a perceptive child, the 2 year old Alma Jr. lets out a loud wail as her gaydar goes off.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #414 on: August 11, 2006, 07:21:25 am »

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Ennis:  "I'll be ready ta go again in a minute or two, lemme jes finish this smoke."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #415 on: August 11, 2006, 07:21:53 am »

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Alma:  "Ennis, why is your shirt untucked?"

Ennis:  "I had a itch."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #416 on: August 11, 2006, 07:22:18 am »

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Alma:  "Toothbrush is in yer mouth the wrong way too."

Ennis:  "Mmm hmmm."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #417 on: August 11, 2006, 07:22:44 am »

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Jack:  "This time I get to be on top."

Ennis:  "No way."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #418 on: August 11, 2006, 07:24:53 am »

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Jack:  "Ennis ain't those marshmallows done yet?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #419 on: August 11, 2006, 07:25:16 am »

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"Jack we gotta keep an eye on those Shelayan boys, they might start spray paintin our sheep."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”