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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #440 on: August 13, 2006, 02:12:56 pm »
 I have just started to read these and they are hilarious. Thank you all for the best laughs. Laughing so hard here I am crying too. Brokeback is such a poignant movie it is a relief to laugh at some of the serious scenes. Thanks Again, it has made my day

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« Reply #441 on: August 13, 2006, 11:01:38 pm »
Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.

Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it.  Heath just gets to me. I mean look at him! He's almost as pretty as me.

Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......
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Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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« Reply #442 on: August 13, 2006, 11:33:50 pm »
Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."

  Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1,000 of 'm ain't much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin."
« Last Edit: August 18, 2006, 01:19:10 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
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« Reply #443 on: August 13, 2006, 11:51:47 pm »
Jake thinking: I'm gonna get Heath good this time. Wait until I get his hand on the giant kielbasa dipped in olive oil I got at the commissary.

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« Reply #444 on: August 14, 2006, 12:47:28 am »
Jake To Heath:
Damn!!! we both got the wrong shirts on!

Ang: Come on guys, Ennis didn't have that truck untilafter Brokeback
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #445 on: August 14, 2006, 06:32:19 pm »
Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted  :laugh:
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.

welll yeah, I just wanted to get those up there and salvage them, so to speak.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #446 on: August 14, 2006, 10:21:48 pm »
Jack: How about instead of shaving my mustache off, I shave my....

Ennis: NO!!!!! no, no, no, no, NO!!!
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« Reply #447 on: August 15, 2006, 05:24:49 pm »


"Goddamn rifle's gotta jam, right when i'm provin my virility..."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #448 on: August 15, 2006, 05:27:27 pm »


"White hat, huh?  That mean yer a virgin?"
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #449 on: August 15, 2006, 05:31:36 pm »


"Ah, fresh supplies.  Cook us up some wieners and spuds, be just like dinner an a movie.  Couple a swigs a whiskey an have his pants off by moonrise."
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”