Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[pgcatz]

 I have just started to read these and they are hilarious. Thank you all for the best laughs. Laughing so hard here I am crying too. Brokeback is such a poignant movie it is a relief to laugh at some of the serious scenes. Thanks Again, it has made my day

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ang: Jake, focus on the potato! You just suppose to look over at Ennis in the blink of an eye, NOT turn your head and stare with your tongue hanging out.

Jake: Sorry Ang, can't help it.  Heath just gets to me. I mean look at him! He's almost as pretty as me.

Ang: And what are you carving out of that potato anyway, it looks like a......

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack: "Maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep."

  Ennis: "Sheep otta feel pretty save then. Even with a 1,000 of 'm ain't much chance of you hittin' any with you dumb ass missin."

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jake thinking: I'm gonna get Heath good this time. Wait until I get his hand on the giant kielbasa dipped in olive oil I got at the commissary.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jake To Heath:
Damn!!! we both got the wrong shirts on!

Ang: Come on guys, Ennis didn't have that truck untilafter Brokeback.

[louisev]

Wow, Louise, you really run wild here. You are in a hurry to get 'em all posted  
This is just the oppisite of the "Lines from BBM visualized" thread. Great idea, I love most of them.

welll yeah, I just wanted to get those up there and salvage them, so to speak.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack: How about instead of shaving my mustache off, I shave my....

Ennis: NO!!!!! no, no, no, no, NO!!!

[louisev]

"Goddamn rifle's gotta jam, right when i'm provin my virility..."

[louisev]

"White hat, huh?  That mean yer a virgin?"

[louisev]

"Ah, fresh supplies.  Cook us up some wieners and spuds, be just like dinner an a movie.  Couple a swigs a whiskey an have his pants off by moonrise."