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Offline louisev

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #460 on: August 15, 2006, 06:17:50 pm »


"If he asks about the Crisco, don't say nothin."
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #461 on: August 15, 2006, 06:22:45 pm »


"You ever try ta put underpants on a sheep?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #462 on: August 15, 2006, 10:11:17 pm »
Louise, these are wonderful.  I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them.  My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread.  I probably never would have found this on my own.

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« Reply #463 on: August 15, 2006, 10:55:53 pm »
Yes, Louise, hilarious.  thanks so much.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #464 on: August 16, 2006, 02:38:27 am »
ANG: Jake, we have done all the kissing scenes, your just supposed to look at Heath, not run up and lay one one him!

Jake: But I thought it would...

ANG: NO!!!

JAKE: But couldn't we reshoot....

ANG: NO! They came out fine, you'll make history.

Jake: But.... 
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Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #465 on: August 16, 2006, 05:54:54 am »
Quote from: laurel on August 15, 2006, 10:11:17 pm
Louise, these are wonderful.  I was roaring with laughter for a lot of them.  My husband thinks I am nuts! Thanks for directing us over here from the Ennis and Ellery thread.  I probably never would have found this on my own.

Laurel

thanks Laurel, Kelly... takes the edge of the serious part, doesn't it?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #466 on: August 16, 2006, 03:33:00 pm »
Ennis thinking:
Look at the lines in Jacks face, ya could loose som'in' in the wrinkles! mebe this time next year we can get a ranch together, just tell folks he's ma dad.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #467 on: August 16, 2006, 03:35:28 pm »


Jack, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."
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« Reply #468 on: August 16, 2006, 03:40:15 pm »


"Another can a Crisco?"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #469 on: August 16, 2006, 03:42:30 pm »


Ennis, thinking, "Them are size 12 1/2, 13 boots... so he's gotta have 8 inches easy."

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