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Offline louisev

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #500 on: August 31, 2006, 08:03:55 am »
*er, why... thank you.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #501 on: September 01, 2006, 11:59:12 am »
Alma decides to take her Girl Scout troop to Brokeback for a campout and surprise visit to Ennis.
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Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #502 on: September 01, 2006, 02:19:31 pm »
I love the "Jack, aboiut that punch" one too...I love ALL of them...is Astroglide anacronistic (picky=picky)--think so...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #503 on: September 01, 2006, 02:34:08 pm »
it was meant to be: that was the joke.
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #504 on: September 01, 2006, 03:25:51 pm »
.Oh. Er. Sorry. Someone around here has a limp sense of humor....me.

I DO remember, in SOME fanfiction--not mine, not louisev's that one of them put "vasaline" on the week's list. OPretty recenttly, too.

There was another with elk lard, too...


NO: I misunderstood the joke. I thought it was as if he had said "K-Y Jell\y---what is this stuff?" In other words, he was commenting as if they had asked for a tin of mandarin oranges, or pate de fois gras, or something. Not that it didn't exist yet, but that it was out of HIS PURCHASING DOMAIN.

Thus, I thought the fact that it didn't exist yet was anachronistic...

Get it? Doesn't matter...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #505 on: September 01, 2006, 11:59:16 pm »
Ennis: I'm sorry I made ya mad Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore.  Tell ya what. Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #506 on: September 02, 2006, 12:45:59 pm »
Oh that's bad.  :laugh:  :laugh:

LMAO, that one is great!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #507 on: September 02, 2006, 01:03:02 pm »
Ennis thinking: I was gonna say sometyhin' about not being queer, but he's so pretty maybe he's a girl after all...nah, wasn't last night
« Last Edit: September 02, 2006, 01:17:36 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #508 on: September 02, 2006, 01:09:25 pm »
Well, God, Ennis, don't look at me like I just raped ya. I know what I'mhere for. What'r you here for?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #509 on: September 02, 2006, 01:14:45 pm »
Jack thinking:So what's so special about your mouth that i can't have a little nibble?
« Last Edit: September 02, 2006, 01:18:45 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters