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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #540 on: September 04, 2006, 12:45:18 pm »
Jack's mom, thinking: Just like my Jack when he was young--the more sex-starved and miserable he was, the prettier he looked...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #541 on: September 04, 2006, 01:44:21 pm »
Alma thinking: wish I had a prostate...

(probably the most famous one from Dave Cullen)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #542 on: September 04, 2006, 01:53:54 pm »
 JPWAGGONEER--a few pages back--I have always tried to put Ennis's expression here into SOME sort ofr words, I think Mr. Waggoneer's done it...
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« Reply #481 on: August 16, 2006, 11:53:53 pm » 

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Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #543 on: September 05, 2006, 11:17:37 am »
Ennis thinking:

Wunder If Ah danced around, say Ah got a stung by a bee, Jack would notice, yeah that might work.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #544 on: September 05, 2006, 11:42:46 am »
Jack:
Haircut day today Ennis, can't come come down from this mountian lookin' like our hair growed any, n' gotta be lookin' good for FNIT and SNIT.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #545 on: September 05, 2006, 11:52:15 am »
Ennis thinking: ya know, this is real peculiar...people who don't clean their nails usually make me sick t'my stomach...
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« Reply #546 on: September 05, 2006, 12:31:42 pm »
Jack thinking:
Ya gonna sit out there all night er what Ennis! It SNIT!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #547 on: September 05, 2006, 12:32:24 pm »
Quote from: twistedude on September 03, 2006, 12:54:03 pm
50,000,000 women: "He's just an ordinary man, in that he has two arms, legs, a head,  a body, and all the accutrements to it----it's just that God was having an especially good day when he put them all together."

AMEN!!!  He is blessed in pure beauty.  He is absolutely beautiful.
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« Reply #548 on: September 06, 2006, 12:50:48 pm »
Jack: No, Ennis, not the red line that tells you you're almost out of gas; not the one that tells you you're breaking the speed limit---the one on your tackometer that tells you if you keep drivin' this vehicle like this, ya gonna need a new vehicle right soon...THAT kind of red-lining...did anyione ever tell you what a GREAT blanket you make?...
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« Reply #549 on: September 06, 2006, 01:02:27 pm »
Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
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