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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #560 on: September 06, 2006, 03:42:08 pm »
Yeah, Bob just told me...like rabbits--horses. A "stud fee" is for having a prize male horse locked up in a field with a filly--for about 10 minutes or less.

THERE IS NO PICTURE WITH THIS POST, JPW--I was just answering your last one...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #561 on: September 06, 2006, 04:00:12 pm »
Ennis:
Sorry I forgot the frisbee Jack, just don't work the same with plates. Don't worry I'll bring it next time, ya don't halfta get mad.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #562 on: September 06, 2006, 04:10:18 pm »
Jack: Sorry if I startled ya...looks like we're going to have some fireworks around here tonight after all...see, Ennis, it's only me, Jack...the one you call "friend..."

HUMOR,,,Julie...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #563 on: September 06, 2006, 04:13:28 pm »
Jack, thinking: So..who's gonna do who? I sorta thought it would be me..but..maybe not...Jesus, what was i thinking? He'd never hold still for that!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #564 on: September 06, 2006, 04:22:12 pm »
Jack thinking:Didn't ya ever hear that a kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" in loving...whoops...getting way ahead of myself here
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #565 on: September 06, 2006, 04:24:25 pm »
I think I'd better stop with these before i wear the pixels off the scan...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #566 on: September 06, 2006, 10:15:21 pm »
Peter Saaresgaard: yeah, your sister thinks so, too
Love this! :laugh:
What Jack remembered and craved in a way he could neither help nor understand was the time that distant summer on Brokeback when Ennis had come up behind him and pulled him close, the silent embrace satisfying some shared and sexless hunger.   -Annie Proulx (Icon by alighttofollow)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #567 on: September 07, 2006, 12:22:21 am »
For those of you who may not have seen them I wrote several photo captions in 'Fantasy Scenes'. Some of them very serious, some with humor. The most off the wall are here.

Mark
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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« Reply #568 on: September 07, 2006, 12:30:32 am »
laurel: I love it too-especiaslly the big, juicy picture--which won't fit here! ("yeah, yoiur sister thinks so too")

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #569 on: September 07, 2006, 12:43:20 am »
hey, Christy Mathewson is the prettiest guy of the last 100 years...isn't he?
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters