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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #600 on: September 08, 2006, 04:08:15 pm »
Ennis: If ya don't do a better job of loving' yer guy than I did, I'm gonna tan yer hide--I don't care if yer 19 er 50!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #601 on: September 08, 2006, 05:25:29 pm »
Jack, thinking: Holy Mary,. Mother of God...this better work...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #602 on: September 08, 2006, 05:32:23 pm »
Jack, thinking: remember me? I'm the guy you had sex with last night and woke up with this morning...

(stiolen partially from Dave Cullen)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #603 on: September 08, 2006, 05:36:26 pm »
Quote from: twistedude on September 08, 2006, 03:46:04 pm
(original saying from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers: Dope will get you through times of no money better than money willl get you through times of no dope)
I like that saying, and I don't even do dope! (Sorry, don't have any pictures or captions to share at the moment, but couldn't resist commenting on Julie's little gem).
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #604 on: September 08, 2006, 05:47:18 pm »
Jack thinking: lotta this stuff is sticky...sticky is nice......cold out here...be warm tonight, Ennis willing.

haiku:
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shirt with a stiick, an Asian
girl, the dawn of time.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #605 on: September 08, 2006, 08:53:16 pm »
Ennis thinking:

Ah wunder when Jack's birthday is. Mebe Ah can jump outta cake nekkid fer him, Ah sure like it if he did fer me.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2006, 08:55:54 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #606 on: September 08, 2006, 09:31:09 pm »
Jack, thinking: She's kinda pretty...be a lot prettier if she was sandy haired, male, tall, and shy as hell. but-- beggers can't be choosers, I guess.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #607 on: September 08, 2006, 10:11:09 pm »
Ennis:
Just a makin' sure ya didn't bring that damn harmonica
« Last Edit: October 12, 2006, 02:33:53 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #608 on: September 08, 2006, 10:15:18 pm »
Ennis:
Do ya haf'ta be a standing like that when Ah'm  al the way over here Jack?  Make the gun go off again.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #609 on: September 08, 2006, 11:00:01 pm »
Jack: What am I doing? I'm taking off my jacket. Why?  I'll give you about 1 1/2  minutes to figure out why. Two on the outside
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