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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #610 on: September 09, 2006, 02:49:50 pm »
Junior: what on earth is  THAT, daddy??
Ennis: I dunno...this Korean lady who knows me, she made this thing, says it's suppossed to look like me...can you imagine?
Junior: Yeah..now that I stop tio look at it...are those wings inside?
Ennis: Yep. All spread and ready t'fly. But...looiks liike, he got ripped open, but doesn't know what to do with the wings inside...
Junior: Sure does...
« Last Edit: September 09, 2006, 02:53:01 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #611 on: September 09, 2006, 07:42:07 pm »
Ennis: Anything else ya wanna get off yer chest?
    Jack:  Yeah, as a matter of fact. My momma--ya know, she's a very religious woman.
     Ennis: I supposed.
     Jack: But she lived through the Great Depression, and once in a while, I hear her singin' this song, which I feel like singin' now:

Long-haired preachers come out every night
and they tell you what's wrong and what's right,
but when asked about something to eat
they will answer in voices so sweet:
You will eat
Bye and bye
In that wonderful land beyond the sky;
Work and pray,
live on hay
There'll be pie in the sky when you die.

You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you."
« Last Edit: September 09, 2006, 08:16:02 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #612 on: September 09, 2006, 09:55:50 pm »
hey, guys...love the thread but was wondering...if'n it weren't too much trouble if you could put the picture FIRST then the words...just seems like it would scan better....maybe we could try a few??

Just my .02

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #613 on: September 09, 2006, 11:44:21 pm »
hey--glad to, but don't know how! I noticed Louise was doing it that way (I don'
t really don't know which is better myself, but glad to oblidge with directions...)

Jack:hey--let's discuss "Kritik der Rein Vernuenft," by Nietzsche. Whatdaya say?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #614 on: September 09, 2006, 11:58:12 pm »
Heath, thinking: Love the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs...for God's sake, Heath, CUT!
Jake, thinking: I love how deep his voice is when he laughs, and how he even LAUGHS Australian---oh for God's sake, Jake, CUT!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #615 on: September 10, 2006, 12:43:52 pm »
Jack thinking:

Dang! My man shot me an elk.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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« Reply #616 on: September 10, 2006, 12:48:44 pm »
Jack thinking:

Shoot!...Can't open these damn cans when I'm lookin' at Ennis.
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« Reply #617 on: September 10, 2006, 12:54:15 pm »
Jack thinking:

If I sing to him an' get him good and drunk, mebe then.....
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« Reply #618 on: September 10, 2006, 01:01:11 pm »
Ennis thinking:

Jack sure is pretty when he's talkin', course hardly does anything else.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #619 on: September 10, 2006, 01:15:22 pm »
Jack, thinking: Either that's the most exciting handshake I ever had, or there's a hell of a lot more electricity in the air than usual.
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters