Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[twistedude]

Junior: what on earth is  THAT, daddy??
Ennis: I dunno...this Korean lady who knows me, she made this thing, says it's suppossed to look like me...can you imagine?
Junior: Yeah..now that I stop tio look at it...are those wings inside?
Ennis: Yep. All spread and ready t'fly. But...looiks liike, he got ripped open, but doesn't know what to do with the wings inside...
Junior: Sure does...

[twistedude]

Ennis: Anything else ya wanna get off yer chest?
    Jack:  Yeah, as a matter of fact. My momma--ya know, she's a very religious woman.
     Ennis: I supposed.
     Jack: But she lived through the Great Depression, and once in a while, I hear her singin' this song, which I feel like singin' now:

Long-haired preachers come out every night
and they tell you what's wrong and what's right,
but when asked about something to eat
they will answer in voices so sweet:
You will eat
Bye and bye
In that wonderful land beyond the sky;
Work and pray,
live on hay
There'll be pie in the sky when you die.

You're too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you."

[injest]

hey, guys...love the thread but was wondering...if'n it weren't too much trouble if you could put the picture FIRST then the words...just seems like it would scan better....maybe we could try a few??

Just my .02

thanks

[twistedude]

hey--glad to, but don't know how! I noticed Louise was doing it that way (I don'
t really don't know which is better myself, but glad to oblidge with directions...)

Jack:hey--let's discuss "Kritik der Rein Vernuenft," by Nietzsche. Whatdaya say?

[twistedude]

Heath, thinking: Love the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs...for God's sake, Heath, CUT!
Jake, thinking: I love how deep his voice is when he laughs, and how he even LAUGHS Australian---oh for God's sake, Jake, CUT!

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack thinking:

Dang! My man shot me an elk.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack thinking:

Shoot!...Can't open these damn cans when I'm lookin' at Ennis.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack thinking:

If I sing to him an' get him good and drunk, mebe then.....

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking:

Jack sure is pretty when he's talkin', course hardly does anything else.

[twistedude]

Jack, thinking: Either that's the most exciting handshake I ever had, or there's a hell of a lot more electricity in the air than usual.