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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #660 on: September 11, 2006, 08:50:23 pm »
Jake: (during rehersal)--now if I unbuckle my own belt buckle--course i can do it with one hand! Think I'm an idiot?--and then kick my left leg back some, the whole flipping process will go a lot easiier.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #661 on: September 11, 2006, 10:14:41 pm »
Sfericsf--has probably seen "Brokeback Mountain" nearly 50 times--in the theater. This is his favorite part of the movie, and this is one of his favorite shots (the first of Jack horseback up in camp--very early on.)
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #662 on: September 11, 2006, 11:48:54 pm »
Thought I would post a few reruns I did in 'Fantasy Scenes'.

Ennis: "Of course I think you have a cute butt"

Jack: "Then why didn't ya never say so?"

Ennis: "Well you know, us not being queer and all."
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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« Reply #663 on: September 11, 2006, 11:51:20 pm »
 " S'alright, s'alright........shhhhh..... damn you Ennis....go ahead and bawl, s'alright....ain't lettin' ya go, hang on to me tight..... stay in my arms as long as ya want....ain't leaving till your ready, it's ok, I ain't going nowhere....shhhh.....s'alright........nobody here but us bud...."
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #664 on: September 11, 2006, 11:52:21 pm »
Jack to himself: Been here all day and Ennis didn't say a thing about my new mustache. Grew it just fer him. Didn't even notice it when I laid one on him good. Damn thing itches all to hell.

Ennis to himself: What's with Jack and that mustache of his. Looks like a catapillar crawled up and died under his nose. Handsome face he got, goes a spoil 't, can't even see that mole he got above that mouth of his. Damn thing itches all to hell.
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« Reply #665 on: September 11, 2006, 11:53:41 pm »
Ennis thinking:
Ever think I might not just be ready to leave yet, huh? Got a month till have ta' be back, ever think of asking... Come on Jack your the big talker, just say it...You know the words, come on...cat got yer tongue or what? huh?
Aw hell Jack. Jack F*****g Twist, all talk. You know what Jack, ya can't cook, ya complain too much, ya snore and you know what else?...ya talk in your sleep.....I hear you say my name.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #666 on: September 12, 2006, 12:05:06 am »
O.K. I'll bite: Betha can't do WHAT???? (this is the first picture caption I have failed ....................to understand...)
Katie was right on. It doesn't really matter what   Ennis was doing.
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« Reply #667 on: September 12, 2006, 01:31:08 am »
Where 's my hat?
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« Reply #668 on: September 12, 2006, 01:35:21 am »
Jack thinking:
Signal sure is a dead town, these same two pickups were parked in the same spots nine months ago
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« Reply #669 on: September 12, 2006, 02:18:24 am »
Ennis thinking:
Only sissies and old ladies drive Ramblers
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