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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #730 on: September 16, 2006, 08:49:28 pm »
Ennis:

Jack, I'm sorry I didn't mean ta hurt ya feelings none when I said your stomach made a good pillow. Didn't usta' though.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #731 on: September 16, 2006, 08:50:20 pm »
Ennis thinking:

Ever' thing I say ta Jack 'bout loosin' weight just get him madder. Just tryin' ta help when I said that 'bout gettin' Agguires horse fer next time. Told Jack Agguire's not that much fatter than he was in '63, and that really did it! And this whole trip Jack never takes his hat off, only after I'm asleep, better not be a goin' bald too! Hear theys doin' hair transplants, mebe by next time I can go ta the library read up on that, let Jack know, won't be so touchy if ya can fix that.


This series starts on page 49.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #732 on: September 16, 2006, 09:07:35 pm »
Ennis thinking:

 Snow! An Ah thought Ah was cold cause Jack wasn't here.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #733 on: September 16, 2006, 09:11:30 pm »
Ennis:
Come on Jack, tent gotta look good fer FNIT and SNIT, ain't foolin'
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #734 on: September 16, 2006, 09:33:39 pm »
Ang: Jake! Wake up!

Jake: Sorry Ang. Me an Heath were....rehearsing for the tent scene all last night.

Ang: But we already shot both scenes!

Jake: But I thought....uh...we thought it would be better for the characters if....we...uh....

Ang: Jake!!!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #735 on: September 17, 2006, 01:15:05 am »
jack, thinking: Well, it could be worse--he could have put his boot right in the center of my ass..

(Besides, I wanted to try out my new tagline)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #736 on: September 17, 2006, 03:03:51 am »
Jake, thinking: hey--it works!...and how...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #737 on: September 17, 2006, 05:06:51 am »
RThat'll teach ya t love me, Jack Twist!!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #738 on: September 17, 2006, 01:11:55 pm »
Ennis: You ever get the feelinn', I don't know, when you're in town, and someone looks ast you suspicious, like heknows. And then you get out on the pavement, and everyone, lookin' at you, like and maybe  they all know too?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #739 on: September 18, 2006, 10:29:22 am »
Jack, thinking; "Put the breaks on?"  That sounds like a really dumb idea! I mean, why start to have sex if you're not going to finish having sex?

Jeez. Tits...I woder if maybe tits aren' t the same all over. Oh well, later for that...God, is she in a hurry!
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