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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #900 on: October 06, 2006, 02:10:27 pm »
Heath: I missed you so much Jake, two whole weeks!

Jake: I know bud, couldn't wait to get back here.

Ang: Ok guys you can let go now.

Jake and Heath: We just missed eachother.

Ang: But you have been back since yesterday Jake! Jake...Heath......Jake. Alright! Just unlock yourselves by 8:00 tomorrow morning and be on the set!
« Last Edit: October 06, 2006, 10:42:33 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #901 on: October 06, 2006, 03:45:55 pm »
Jack thinking:

Sure f***ked that up. Shunda played so rough with Ennis today, gotta remember he's skiddish. What'll I do now?


A couple of reruns from Fanrasy Scenes
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #902 on: October 06, 2006, 03:47:46 pm »
God to Jack:

See that fellow of there? He's the answer to your prayes, all those times you prayed on your knees in your room so you would feel all alone, he belongs to you Jack. He's skittish and scard so be gentle with him, don't ever hurt him. Remember you belong to him too.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #903 on: October 06, 2006, 03:48:51 pm »
Ennis thinking:
If Ah get drunk on this wisky mebe Jack 'll invite me to sleep in the tent.

Jack thinking:
If Ennis gets drunk mebe I can get him ta stay in the tent with me
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« Last Edit: October 06, 2006, 10:43:31 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #904 on: October 06, 2006, 03:50:14 pm »
Ennis and his Wearever corduroy jacket.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #905 on: October 06, 2006, 03:51:37 pm »
Ennis: Ah sure look cool next to my GMC truck like the one Jack has.
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« Reply #906 on: October 06, 2006, 03:54:12 pm »
Jack thinking:

'S alright Ennis. Just cause were a leavin' early don't mean nothing. Think I'm ah ever gonna let ya go? What we were together on this mountain will always be, nut'in' we can do will ever change that.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2006, 08:24:58 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #907 on: October 06, 2006, 03:55:35 pm »
Ennis:

This is whats its all about Jack, just us, the mountains, nuttin' else matters. Been missing this.

Jack:

You bet Ennis...you bet.
« Last Edit: October 06, 2006, 08:53:45 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #908 on: October 07, 2006, 02:53:43 pm »
TWO GIRLS ON TOP OF A VW VAN:

"Hell, NO, Jack didn't have sex with anyone but Ennis between 1967 and 1975!"
"Course he did--he was a real horny bastard--like you!"
« Last Edit: October 07, 2006, 02:57:51 pm by twistedude »
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« Reply #909 on: October 07, 2006, 03:32:19 pm »
Alma, Jr. thinking: Cassie's a sweet gitl...What? I'm supposed to say to her--Dad doesn't like girls...I can't do that. Even if I've known it since 1975...
« Last Edit: October 07, 2006, 03:38:12 pm by twistedude »
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