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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1450 on: January 15, 2008, 07:12:03 am »
unmortify, janice! lol!  hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo  jimmy  :)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1451 on: January 15, 2008, 12:15:23 pm »
unmortify, janice! lol!  hon, it's totally ok, i sent you a PM. i love the little kitty, heehee!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo  jimmy  :)

     The kitty is me.. I am in a cat nap mode lately.. sleep for short power naps and then awake.  Scratch my Bettermost
itch, and then back to sleep.......... :laugh: :laugh:



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1452 on: March 10, 2008, 06:47:35 pm »

Ennis:Have you ever been in Mexico,Jack?
Jack:Yes,any fucking problem?
Ennis:Aha¡ Now I can understand why you wanted me to put a moustache,a big mexican hat,speak Spanish like José Mª Aznar and sing "rancheras" when we made it¡...

I like your silences,quiet conversations of evident sensations,where our words are life´s tinsels.
The lost illusions are the found truths.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1453 on: April 08, 2008, 12:46:43 pm »

ENNIS:ALMA,JACK AND ME ARE GOING TO SEE A FOOTBALL MATCH.BUT,IN THIS CASE, WE´RE WHO WILL PLAY WITH THE BALLS...ER...THE BALL,I MEAN...
JACK:HE,HE,HE¡I´M A VERY GOOD PLAYER,MADAM¡
I like your silences,quiet conversations of evident sensations,where our words are life´s tinsels.
The lost illusions are the found truths.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1454 on: June 14, 2008, 01:56:34 pm »
Brokeback on Bravo:



Lureen:  You don't think I'm too fast, do you?  Maybe we should put the brakes on?

Jack:  Well, maybe we should.

Lureen:  Yeah, I think we should too.  I gotta have the car home by midnight anyway.  Wanna meet my parents?

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1455 on: June 14, 2008, 02:02:50 pm »
Brokeback on Bravo:



Twist, you guys wasn't gettin' paid to leave the dogs babysit the sheep while you went into town and did lawnmowing jobs on the side.


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1456 on: June 14, 2008, 02:14:43 pm »
Brokeback on Bravo:



Ugh!

[gasp]

Uuuugh!

[gasp]

Uuuuugh! [pant]

[gasp]

Ugh-uuuuuugh!!  [CRACK]

There. That better, Alma?

Yeah, thanks honey!  Back keeps goin out from doin all that laundry...



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1457 on: June 14, 2008, 09:50:25 pm »
Too funny, LauraGigs!!
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1458 on: June 29, 2008, 03:47:57 pm »
Brokebat Mountain



I’m gonna tell you this one time, Bat fuckin' Man.  What I don't know, all them things that I don't know—could get you killed if I come to know them. 


And I ain’t jo—


Aw hell.



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1459 on: August 05, 2008, 12:34:11 am »
Brokebat Mountain


How about a high-altitude fuck?  View from skyscraper-level is unbelievable, baby.



Alright, but remember, I ain't a batman like you.  Don't have no wings.