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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1700 on: April 07, 2009, 08:56:28 pm »


Little known fact.  Before landing the role of Jack in "Brokeback", Jake tried out for the role of everyone's favorite wall crawler, Spiderman.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1701 on: April 07, 2009, 09:35:04 pm »



paris: hello? this is, like, paris hilton. is this, somebody hot?




lureen: Paris, it's Lureen.  Just wanted to see if you got the card I sent you while you were in prison.






Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1702 on: April 07, 2009, 09:36:36 pm »




Madonna: Lureen, honey, let me talk to you about that husband of yours. 
As one of the biggest fag hags on the planet, I can help you out in fine tuning your gaydar. 
Geez....I've been working with queers since day one in my career,
since my brother was my background dancer in my "Lucky Star" video.





lureen: Who?  Who is this?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1703 on: April 07, 2009, 09:48:57 pm »


Naomi: Now listen, you need to leave my son alone.  he don't love you!

Jake: That's right!

Naomi:Hush, I'm handling this.

Jake: sorry.

Naomi: Now, I'm serious....you need to leave my boy alone.  It's over.



Lureen: Who??  Who is this??


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1704 on: April 07, 2009, 09:59:33 pm »



It's funny, I've never seen such a large group of lambs be so silent!  And why do I have a sudden craving for fava beans and a nice chianti?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1705 on: April 12, 2009, 10:55:06 am »



Oh Ennis......                   Oh Alma.....




Oh Ennis......                   Oh Alma.....




Oh Ennis......                   Oh Jack.....





Oh hell no!!!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1706 on: April 12, 2009, 10:59:56 am »




After Jack's death, Ennis opened up a training school for
young ranch hands.


Here's the first graduating class...........












Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1707 on: April 12, 2009, 11:01:34 am »






Ummmmmm......Ennis....I understand the need to experiment, but you just can't pull off drag.








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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1708 on: April 12, 2009, 11:16:34 am »



Sally:  Mother, Father, may we watch TV?

Mother:  what did you want to watch?

Davey:  We want a western!

Goliath:  Geee....I don't know, Davey!

Father:  Sure, we'll watch together!

Davey:  Oh, the TV Guide says that there's a western on called "Brokeback Mountian".  Can we watch it?

Father:  Sure Davey!

*turns on TV, FNIT scene happens*

Family:  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1709 on: April 12, 2009, 11:31:31 am »

Ennis:  Jack, I thought you said Aguirre said there was no work for us.

Jack:  He did, I guess he changed his mind.

Ennis:  Well, I guess we can be on Brokeback, and get paid for it.

Jack:  Oh Shit......Ennis, look right there.












Ennis:  Damn it!  Aguirre got no right to do that!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!