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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1780 on: April 28, 2009, 09:29:49 pm »









Mare:  Jack Twist?  Jack Nasty!!  You and him don't go up there to fish!!  You....

Stallion:  You don't know nuthin' about it!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1781 on: April 28, 2009, 09:30:29 pm »




Mare:  We were lucky you and your rider showed up when you did, my rider talks a good game, but he can't ride worth a lick.  His feet was out of the stirrups, and he was holding the reins wrong, and he kept getting the signals all mixed up.  I'm lucky he didn't get me all tangled up in some sagebrush, or out in the mud somewhere.  Anyway.....he can't ride at all....I get the feeling he don't know his left from his right.  Your rider looked like he knows what he's doing,  maybe he'll teach the one who has me how to do things right.  He was having me go round in circles forever, or at least until you two showed  up.

Stallion:  I didn't catch your name...

Mare:  LaShawn....why?



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1782 on: April 28, 2009, 09:34:47 pm »

Biblical Brokeback




Jack:  Oh Ennis, thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1783 on: April 28, 2009, 09:35:43 pm »


Biblical Brokeback




Jack:  Oh Ennis, you maketh me to lie down in green pastures!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1784 on: April 28, 2009, 09:37:12 pm »



Biblical Brokeback




Judge not, that ye be not judged!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1785 on: April 28, 2009, 09:42:17 pm »
Biblical Brokeback




It is not good that the man should be alone.

Bible, Genesis ii. 18.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1786 on: April 28, 2009, 09:43:26 pm »
Biblical Brokeback




Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward..

Job 5:7.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1787 on: April 28, 2009, 09:44:12 pm »



Biblical Brokeback




Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!

Psalms 133:1




Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1788 on: April 28, 2009, 09:50:55 pm »
Biblical Brokeback




Absent in body, but present in spirit.

Bible, 1 Corinthians v. 3.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1789 on: April 28, 2009, 09:52:39 pm »



Biblical Brokeback




Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that tarry late into the night, till wine inflame them!!

Isaiah Chapter 5



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!