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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 07:25:30 am »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 12:02:28 am
How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D


OMG!  That's hysterical!
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 04:23:52 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 17, 2009, 09:50:41 pm
:o :laugh:

Yeah, well Chuckie, it's easy for you to say, isn't it??

What we need to buy and learn how to use, you are already born with!!!  >:(


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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 04:24:56 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 12:02:28 am
How does the saying go?  No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants.  ;D

 ;D ;D
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2009, 04:28:55 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 18, 2009, 07:25:30 am
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants

OMG!  That's hysterical!

Quote from: Sason on November 18, 2009, 04:23:52 pm
Yeah, well Chuckie, it's easy for you to say, isn't it??

What we need to buy and learn how to use, you are already born with!!!  >:(
;) ;D

B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2009, 04:31:22 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 04:28:55 pm
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:


What they  need to learn is how to use toilet paper!!!    ::)


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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2009, 04:33:01 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 04:28:55 pm
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:
you know, I´ve always wondered about that  :laugh:
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2009, 04:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Sason on November 18, 2009, 04:31:22 pm

What they  need to learn is how to use toilet paper!!!    ::)
 :laugh:

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I actually suggested this to an old BF once, serious as a heart attack, and he thought I was insane to even suggest it.  They're MEN, they don't submit to the tyranny and humiliation - apparently - of needing toilet paper when they pee!!!

Nature DESIGNED men to pee in the woods and then wander off.  Only decadent, weak women need toilet paper, that's why they invented civilization.   :laugh: 8) :laugh:

Thankfully our conversation was private otherwise people might have hauled us both off to the looney bin.  It was hysterical.
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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2009, 04:52:41 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 04:38:45 pm
 They're MEN, they don't submit to the tyranny and humiliation - apparently - of needing toilet paper when they pee!!!

Nature DESIGNED men to pee in the woods and then wander off.  Only decadent, weak women need toilet paper, that's why they invented civilization.   :laugh: 8) :laugh:


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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2009, 05:07:58 pm »
Quote from: delalluvia on November 18, 2009, 04:28:55 pm
B-b-b-but I heard that from guys!  They were talking about how they always wiggle the willie, but still end up with stains on their tidy-whities.   ;D :laugh: :laugh:

One small correction, they're not "tidy-whities".....they're "tighty-whities", because instead of beling loose fitting like boxers, they lie against your skinn.

As for hearing that from guys, I've never heard that before! 

I have heard guys say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

 :laugh: :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: You "GoGirl"
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 05:12:23 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on November 18, 2009, 05:07:58 pm
One small correction, they're not "tidy-whities".....they're "tighty-whities", because instead of beling loose fitting like boxers, they lie against your skin.

Thanks for the correction, I wasn't sure.  Hmmm, as for fit...maybe my guys needed to throw theirs away?  They were always saggy, loose and not fitted at all.  I had to get some of them to wear bikini briefs to get a nice tight fit.  They all preferred them after I made them switch.

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I have heard guys say "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it."

 :laugh: :laugh:

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