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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 5490125 times)

Offline southendmd

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"O" is onslaught
« Reply #12770 on: April 26, 2007, 09:30:39 pm »
After spending your first night in a tent with another cowboy, if you can't stand the onslaught of confusing emotions, simply cock your rifle, mount your horse, and leave, saying nothing.  Fixed!
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"P" is persistence
« Reply #12771 on: April 26, 2007, 09:52:53 pm »
How to get a cowboy out of the pup tent and into your tent: persistence.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2007, 10:05:27 pm by Toast »
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"R' is replenishing
« Reply #12772 on: April 26, 2007, 09:57:02 pm »
If the coffers of the local children's home need replenishing, organize a fundraising benefit dinner.  Fixed!

« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 12:20:50 am by Fran »
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"S" is sweeps
« Reply #12773 on: April 27, 2007, 08:30:03 am »
When your summer co-worker sweeps you off your feet but it cramps your style, sweep it under the carpet by getting married.
Fixed! (temporarily)
« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 08:48:13 am by Memento »
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Offline southendmd

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"T" is tease
« Reply #12774 on: April 27, 2007, 08:50:59 am »
When you can't find the words to tell your cowboyfriend how you feel, just tease him about his harmonica playing.  Fixed!

« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 08:58:43 am by southendmd »
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"U" is unhappy
« Reply #12775 on: April 27, 2007, 09:25:47 am »
If your resentment is growing because you're in an unhappy marriage that's beyond saving, get a divorce and move on.  Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 09:31:05 am by Fran »
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"V" is vacancies
« Reply #12776 on: April 27, 2007, 09:36:08 am »
If your long-lost lover has just arrived in town and you don't have a reservation at a motel, the Motel Siesta will probably have some vacancies. Fixed!

If you're looking for a job as a sheep herder, Joe Aguirre has two vacancies. Fixed!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 09:51:50 am by Memento »
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"W" is whistles
« Reply #12777 on: April 27, 2007, 12:15:40 pm »
When the blue heelers aren't making the sheep toe the line properly, a few well-placed whistles will take care of it.  Fixed!

« Last Edit: April 27, 2007, 12:22:39 pm by Meryl »
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"X" is xpedites
« Reply #12778 on: April 27, 2007, 12:36:55 pm »
When you can't stand the anticipation whilst in the back seat with a hot cowboy, your daddy's midnight deadline xpedites the process.  Fixed!

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Round 481!!
« Reply #12779 on: April 27, 2007, 01:19:03 pm »
Round 481!
She's Come Undone


When You have to Stand It.
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