I should not have read this thread at work--thought I'd asphyxiate tryin' not to laugh out loud.
I wonder whether the Malaysian subtitlers have since moved to Philadelphia to do the close-captioning for the local evening news? In several rooms at my gym, they have TVs that are usually tuned to the evening news while I'm working out. The sound is turned off, and the close-captioning is turned on, and some of the bloopers are almost as bad as these from the movie.