Imagine the Television commercials during BBM....

[David]

Can you imagine BBM with commercials?   

BBM is sponsored by:

Coleman camping equipment. "Whether you bring home the fish or not."

or,  "Helping buddies pitch tents for generations".

GMC Trucks.  "Professional Grade Trucks,  8th Grade drivers"

Wrangler shirts. "On your backs and in your closets forever"

Maxwell house coffee.  "Loved everywhere, even Texas"

Crayola Crayons.  "Keeping children happy for generations while their parents fight".

Trojan Condoms    "If you can't support them,  we'll support you!"


Anybody have some more?   

[ednbarby]

Uh... 

Stetson Hats  Great on, but even better knocked violently off.

BetterMost Beans  For people who don't eat soup.

Old Rose Whiskey  When a beer buzz just doesn't quite cut it.

Marlboro Cigarettes  Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

Budweiser Beer  When you need to take the edge off but still want to keep your wits about you.


(OK - now you all know why I failed at advertising.)

[MaineWriter]

Justin Brand Boots fireproof!
Zippo lighters good for fidgety cowboys at the bar
Circle Y Trail Saddles for cowboys who ride on the trail all day...and want to ride at night 
Astoglide when spit won't do

[ednbarby]

  at Astoglide.  I think I just hurt my side.

[delalluvia]

BetterMost Beans -"Mmm"
Joker Papers - "When whiskey isn't enough"
SueSweet Honey - "For those weekends alone with the kids"
Levi Jeans - "Pack it in, pack it out."

[Meryl]

Eau de Cat Piss  One spritz brings back the good old days

Siesta Motel Cologne  Incredibly complex blend with notes of cheap soap, whiskey, cigarette smoke, sweat, old carpet, sour hay, saddle leather and... a couple of other things

[MaineWriter]

Siesta Motel Cologne  Incredibly complex blend with notes of cheap soap, whiskey, cigarette smoke, sweat, old carpet, sour hay, saddle leather and... a couple of other things

Spunk?   

[Meryl]

Spunk?

You might say that 

[David]

"BBM is brought to you by Glade Air Freshener.  For Pup Tents that smell like cat piss or worse".

[MaineWriter]

Remington Rifles -- for shooting elk on the QT