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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #550 on: June 24, 2021, 06:34:42 pm »
Q. Why did OMT spit in a cup? So disgusting!!  >:(

A.  because it was near at hand.

Q.  Would you rather he spit on his wife?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #551 on: June 25, 2021, 06:47:41 pm »

Q.  Would you rather he spit on his wife?

A. I would rather he spit on himself, he's the one who deserves it.

Q. Where did Ma Twist get the cherry cake recipe from?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #552 on: June 26, 2021, 11:14:04 pm »
Q. Where did Ma Twist get the cherry cake recipe from?


A.  Better Homes & Gardens.

Q.  Were the cherries fresh or canned?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #553 on: July 03, 2021, 05:16:11 pm »

Q.  Were the cherries fresh or canned?


A. Fresh from the garden

Q. How come Jack didn't know what pentecost was?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #554 on: July 04, 2021, 03:25:42 pm »
Q. How come Jack didn't know what pentecost was?

A.  Isn't it obvious?  He was a "Heath"en!

Q.  Was Jack a klutz?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #555 on: July 04, 2021, 05:16:07 pm »

Q.  Was Jack a klutz?

A. Yes indeed. He couldn't shoot the elk, he couldn't catch the car keys etc. All due to a lifetime of being put down by his asshole father.


Q. Why was OMT so mean to Jack?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #556 on: July 09, 2021, 07:46:24 pm »
Q. Why was OMT so mean to Jack?

A.  Internal homophobia.

Q.  Did Jack ever hide other stuff in his closet?


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #557 on: July 10, 2021, 05:35:59 pm »

Q.  Did Jack ever hide other stuff in his closet?

A. As a child, he hid all kinds of treasures there, e.g. feathers, skulls from little animals he found, bird's eggs, interesting stones and so on. Little did he know that his mom kept an eye on them all and sometimes would throw some of them out when they began to smell.

Q. Did Jack like his mom's cherry cake?

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #558 on: July 15, 2021, 06:35:49 pm »
Q. Did Jack like his mom's cherry cake?

A.  I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that this question sounds dirty.

Q.  Were there ghosts up on Brokeback?


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'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #559 on: July 18, 2021, 01:07:41 pm »
A.  I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that this question sounds dirty.

 Only if you already have a dirty mind  ::)


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Q.  Were there ghosts up on Brokeback?

A. Yes, 42 of them. They were all from dead sheep who'd been killed by lightning and couldn't rest in their graves.

Q. How did OMT and Ma Twist meet?

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