Lashawn here. I'm a little confused right now, especially about the Feng Shui references. Where I come from, we don't have that sort of thing. It reminds me of this time my papa ran into this yankee that was visitin' our town and he was askin' if we had a masseuse. Lordy me, I can't spell it, let alone know what one is. We was askin' him what he meant by that, my paw was ready to give him a five fingered sandwich 'cause we assumed he was insultin' us. But the yankee 'splained it was a woman that gives massages. We didnt have nuthin like that there but we told him Mabel who works over at the Piggly Wiggly took a massagin' class at the community college and she might be interested 'n givin' him a massage on her break. He looked at us a might odd and walked off.
Anyhoo, you buckaroos best be updatin' me when it's time to start this here play. I'm a wee bit excited!