Look for the "jeeve" update when Richard publishes the next edition of the Laramie Lexicon!
A 'Jeeves' update, as requested, incorporating all information supplied by the author and other observant bystanders (voyeurs?) at the Jeeves/Lance encounter:
to jeeve : To carefully fold one’s suit jacket and trousers and put them safely out of harm's way before getting wet and nasty in bed and sexually ravishing an eager lover with one's designer "equipment" (preferably Armani). A condom with a union-jack imprinted design is obligatory.
Thinking back to earlier, less heated (though not necessarily more innocent), times in the LS, it occured to me that the following definitions could be helpful:
To ejaculate: To spontaneously shout out the name of one's former sexual partner when reaching a moment of climactic sexual passion with the former partner's successor.
a calicop: A police officer who performs his duties with punctiliousness, thoroughness and over-attention to detail, always writing up reports on time, never eating doughnuts, and being prepared even to: a) write out a speeding ticket for his superior officer when the circumstances dictate, and b) rescue calico cats from a tree when so ordered. (For further details, refer to Officer Reynolds)