Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Artiste]

That beer one is funny, but sad !!

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

It was Maria's wedding night.

She had remained a virgin and married the man her parent's chose for her.

Now Maria and her new husband were living in Maria's parent's home, while they saved for a deposit on a home of their own.

Maria's Mama knew her daughter had never before seen a naked man, let alone have sex with one, so she gave her a little Mother/Daughter chat, before sending her upstairs, where her husband awaited.

The "chat" comprised of seven words, "Go upstairs, Maria, and do your duty."

So Maria trudged upstairs, and just as she opened the door to the bedroom, her husband was undressing and undoing the buttons on his shirt.

In fright, Maria fled downstairs to Mama.

"Mama! Mama!" Maria exclaimed, "He's got a big-a hairy chest."

To which Mama responded, "Go upstairs, Maria, and do your duty."

So Maria went upstairs again and this time, as she entered the bedroom, she saw that her bridegroom had his back to the door and was bending over as he slipped down his trousers

Again Maria fled downstairs.

"Mama! Mama!" she exclaimed, "He's got a big-a hairy ass."

"Go upstairs, Maria, and do your duty," said Mama.

This time, as Maria entered the bedroom, her new husband was sitting on the edge of the bed, removing his shoes and socks.

Much to Maria's shock and horror, she saw that her husband's left foot was a club foot.

Again she fled down to her mother exclaiming, "Mama! Mama! He's got a foot and a half!

To which Mama responded, "Stand aside, Maria, this is a job for Mama!"

[Kerry]

Dispute Between Neighbors (a true story)

A city councilman in Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home.  The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance.  The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home.  Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found:

Poor ole Mark. At least he can still see the mountains. 

[southendmd]

Kerry, that is hilarious!  Thanks for the laugh!

[Artiste]

Funny in a way, but also offensive and that new so-called neighbour should be charged !  Should he not?

[Kerry]

Kerry, that is hilarious!  Thanks for the laugh!

Glad it brought a smile to your dial, Paul (Another Aussie expression to quote in future?)   

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[Artiste]

What is he looking at, as are his eyes going only to the page ?


Since sex, is more important to him than putting criminals in jail (who stole banks) which he will not do, obviously ? !

Cartoons sure tell a lot !

More please !