Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

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[Penthesilea]

 

 

[Kerry]

Ooh, I love your tulips, Chrissi. They're beautiful. 

[Kerry]

From TIME magazine comes this new Russian joke about two fabulously wealthy oligarchs:

"Boris is walking down the street when he runs into his friend, Andrei. "That's a lovely tie," Boris tells his friend. "Thank you," says Andrei. "I spent $900 on it in Paris." To which Boris replies: "You fool! You could have stayed in Moscow and paid $2,000."

[Penthesilea]

Ooh, I love your tulips, Chrissi. They're beautiful. 

Thank you . I thought it's time for a little spring decoration around here.

[Katie77]

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied
 
 

[Kerry]

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied

                                  

[Kerry]