Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Kerry]

While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up
With Texas coffee in a cup

[ifyoucantfixit]

While waiting for Jack, Ennis drank beer after beer
While he may not "show" was his greatest fear
But alas Jack showed up
With Texas coffee in a cup
Ennis was thankful he'd herded sheep and not steer

[Kerry]

There was once a young coyote named Mack

[ifyoucantfixit]

             There was once a young coyote named Mack
             He laughed when missed by the guy name a Jack

[Delmardeb]

There once was a young coyote named Mack
He laughed when missed by the guy name Jack
But when Ennis came a "gunnin"
That young coyote started "runnin"

[Kerry]

There once was a young coyote named Mack
He laughed when missed by the guy name Jack
But when Ennis came a "gunnin"
That young coyote started "runnin"
'Cause as a rifleman Ennis was Leader of the Pack.

[ifyoucantfixit]

        From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin

[Kerry]

From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'

[Delmardeb]

From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
But they didn't catch "no" fish

[ifyoucantfixit]

From 63 to 83 Ennis and Jack went campin
High in the mountains, where the fish were jumpin'
But they didn't catch "no" fish
Junior didnt never get her wish