Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
On a horse, she looked hot
But LD was a repulsive sot

[Lumière]

Jack wanted Ennis and the sweet life
But he was destined to have a wife.
On a horse, she looked hot
But LD was a repulsive sot.
Poor Jack's days were filled with strife!

[ifyoucantfixit]

          Jack played the harmonica poorly.

[LauraGigs]

Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.   

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said you better quiet down 

[Kerry]

Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said, "You better quiet down, 
'Cause you're making the sheep frown."

[ifyoucantfixit]

Jack played the harmonica poorly.
And crawled out the camp tent sorely.
Ennis said, "You better quiet down,
'Cause you're making the sheep frown."
The tune continued quite pronely.

[Kerry]

There was once an ol' bear named Bill

[ifyoucantfixit]

There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will

[Mikaela]

There was once an ol' bear named Bill
Who found young cubs would bend to his will:
Up on Brokeback they'd lurk