Re: Ideas for a sequel?
by GeorgeObliqueStrokeXR40 2 days ago (Tue Jan 27 2009 14:21:39)
UPDATED Wed Jan 28 2009 06:23:50
Here's my idea for a prequel. I'm afraid it isn't very good. (Neither is the movie I've ripped it off from):
Brokeback Daddy Dearest
Mr. Delmar: What's wire hangers doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dungarees and yellow plaid shirts, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three dollar dungarees on a wire hanger. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire hangers you've got in your closet. Wire hangers, why? Why? Ennis, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful shack in Riverton and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-month furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Mexico. Get up! Get up! Clean up this mess!
Ennis: I'm coming, Daddy.
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Mr. Delmar: Why can't you give me the RESPECT that I'm EnTITLED to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any STRANGER ON THE STREET?
Ennis: Because I am NOT one of your rodeo fans.
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Mr. Delmar: Did you scrub the COW TRENCH today? DID YOU?
Ennis: Yes, Daddy.
Mr. Delmar: Yes, Daddy what?
Ennis: Yes, Daddy Dearest.
Mr. Delmar: When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to MEAN it.
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Mr. Delmar: [muttering to himself, hacking down the rose garden] Rodeo royalty! Parted friends... everyone already knows! Rodeo poison! Rodeo poison! Class! You're... class... you're... class... rodeo poison! Eighteen years in the business and we parted friends! Creative differences!
Mr. Delmar: Go on... get the wheelbarrow and the rake!
[suddenly noticing the wheelbarrow has a flat]
Mr. Delamr: Ennis! Bring me the tireiron!
Re: Ideas for a sequel?
by GuyMadison 2 days ago (Tue Jan 27 2009 15:03:22)
UPDATED Tue Jan 27 2009 15:04:20
Gotta disagree George...
...it was a GREAT movie!!!
And, the Brokeback Dearest connections are unavoidable.
Personally, I might have done:
Jack: Why can’t you give me the respect that I’m entitled to? Why can’t you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
Aguirre: Because I am NOT a fan of stemmin’ the rose!
Also, this one actually could have played out in the short story between Jack and his father:
OMT: Did you scrub the toilet today? DID YOU?
Jack: Yes, Daddy.
OMT: Yes, Daddy what?
Jack: Yes, Daddy F-in’ Dearest.
And, to add one of my own:
Jack: There’s a liquor store to the right.
Ennis: I should’ve known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.
Re: Ideas for a sequel?
by littlewing1957 2 days ago (Tue Jan 27 2009 16:14:52)
Jack: There’s a liquor store to the right.
Ennis: I should’ve known you’d know where to find the boys and the booze.
Loving it!
Everybody should be working on an afghan - Juliet Mills
Re: Ideas for a sequel?
by GeorgeObliqueStrokeXR40 2 days ago (Wed Jan 28 2009 04:20:54)
UPDATED Wed Jan 28 2009 04:59:02
More newly discovered scenes from the unproduced prequel "Brokeback Daddy Dearest"
[Ennis has been discovered making out with a boy in a stable]
Mr. Delmar: How? How could this happen, how could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your father! How could you let this happen?
Principal of the Riverton Middle School: Both students have been put on probation and will have no privileges for a month.
Joan Crawford: Probation. This is appalling. I have devoted myself to making Ennis a proper young rancher. That other cowboy should be EXPELLED.
Principal of the school: Now, Mr. Delmar. When this sort of thing has happened before, we've...
Mr. Delmar: BEFORE? Is this an institution of learning or a Mexican brothel?
Principal: I think you're overACTing, Mr Delmar.
Mr. Delmar: And I think you're UNDERacting, Mr. FancyPants.
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Mr. Delmar[wiping a bloody tireiron after returning from Old Earl's murder]: I'm not mad at you, Ennis. I'm mad at the blood.
Re: Ideas for a sequel?
by GeorgeObliqueStrokeXR40 2 days ago (Wed Jan 28 2009 04:35:46)
UPDATED Wed Jan 28 2009 04:43:45
(GREAT!!! for sooo many of the WRONG reasons!)
Mr. Delmar: Ennis! Let's tear down that BITCH of a BEARING WALL, and put a BARN DOOR where it OUGHT TO BE!!
Ennis: Oh, Jesus ****ing Christ!