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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12390 on: September 09, 2013, 08:42:23 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!



How is everyone today?

Had a busy weekend.  I saw my friends on Friday night, I was dropping off my folding tables to them, as they were having a yard sale at their house Saturday and Sunday.

Saturday I got up early, did some shopping, had my head buzzed, and then went back to my friends' place to see how the sale was going, and picked up some stuff for the apartment.

Sunday was the usual laundry day and some chores around the apartment.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12391 on: September 10, 2013, 08:41:07 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends.





I'm watching the phone today, but not for any good reason.

I had a co-worker (M) who left in 2010.  She was diagnosed with ovarian cancer.  After being away for a while she dropped a lot of weight, but stopped in to see us for lunch.  After a few months she came back for another visit.  She had a lot of energy, and had gained weight back.  We were all feeling very positive for her.

Yesteray on Facebook I got a message from a mutual friend.  She had a phone call from "M" yesterday and said that she was sounding very weak and tired, and that she was calling to say "good-bye".

we both said we would call the other if either of us got any information.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12392 on: September 10, 2013, 03:05:05 pm »
I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Chuck.   :-*

Waiting can be very hard, hope you can find something nice to do and scatter your thoughts while you're waiting.

Düva pööp is a förce of natüre

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12393 on: September 11, 2013, 01:19:42 am »
This is sad, I'm sorry to hear about it.
 :-* Chuckie

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12394 on: September 11, 2013, 08:10:29 am »
Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



Last night was the official start of scoring for the league.  Update to follow on the "Striking Out" section of my blog.

Was called upon to put my poetry writing skills to good use at work yesterday.  I'm sure that most of you are familiar with the poem that talks about keeping the bathroom clean:

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat


Well, yesterday I went to lunch with my supervisor (Maria) and she was in the ladies room on our floor.  She sits across from me and takes out her phone and says: "You need to see this"

She shows me a pic she just took, a piece of poop on the ladies room floor.

I proceed to break into laughter as she goes on and on about wanting to know who it was, which one of our female coworkers was the culprit, and whether or not they were wearing underwear.  As the pic got displayed to other cowokers, the "sprinkle/tinkle" poem was mentioned, and Maria asked me to write a second verse that would be appropriate.

I came up with this:

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat

If when you poops
you make an 'oops'
please wipe the floor
poop's not décor!


I'm currently waiting for Maria to come in and go to the ladies room, and let me know if the cleaning crew removed the poop!

:laugh:
 


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12395 on: September 11, 2013, 12:00:05 pm »
If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat

 :laugh:  :laugh: Actually, I never heard that before.  ;D

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She shows me a pic she just took, a piece of poop on the ladies room floor.

 :P

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I came up with this:

If when you poops
you make an 'oops'
please wipe the floor
poop's not décor!


How about this?

And when you poop
it's only proper:
Do your do-do
in the hopper!
"It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow-men, and travel far and wide."--Charles Dickens.

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12396 on: September 12, 2013, 10:33:33 am »

Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!



How is everyone today?

I am sitting in my cube, and so far it's a very quiet day, thank God, as I'm not in the mood for anything today.  LOL

I've already been here about 3 1/2 hours, and I am ready to go home!  Ugh!

It's hot and humid again today, but temps will drop tomorrow, back to the 70s!  Yah!



Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12397 on: September 13, 2013, 08:46:08 am »
Hello Bettermost friends!

Shall we have a sexy party?






I hope everyone is doing well!

Wow, we had some major thunder storms here yesterday!  Massive thunder and lots of lightning.  Hopefully this will cool us off, as it has been rather hot and humid the past few days.  It's supposed to be a great weekend, cool and sunny!


For those who haven't heard, Seaside Park and Seaside Heights boarwark was hit with a fast moving fire that started in an ice-cream/frozen custard stand.  The boardwalk had just been rebuilt after hurricane Sandy, and it's now destroyed, 2 dozen businesses have been damaged as well.

This USA Today story covers it all pretty well.




http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/12/seaside-nj-boardwalk-fire/2806627/


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12398 on: September 13, 2013, 10:11:01 am »
I had a co-worker (M) who left in 2010.  She was diagnosed with ovarian cancer.  After being away for a while she dropped a lot of weight, but stopped in to see us for lunch.  After a few months she came back for another visit.  She had a lot of energy, and had gained weight back.  We were all feeling very positive for her.

September 9th on Facebook I got a message from a mutual friend.  She had a phone call from "M" yesterday and said that she was sounding very weak and tired, and that she was calling to say "good-bye".

we both said we would call the other if either of us got any information.

I just got a phone call from my coworker.  She sounds very tired and weak.  She asked me to tell everyone "Hello", and then told me she loved me, and hung up.

I'm guessing it won't be long now.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Cellar Scribblings
« Reply #12399 on: September 13, 2013, 12:33:23 pm »
I just got a phone call from my coworker.  She sounds very tired and weak.  She asked me to tell everyone "Hello", and then told me she loved me, and hung up.

I'm guessing it won't be long now.

 :( What a sad call this must have been not only for her, but also for you.
(((Chuck)))