Hiya BetterMost friends!!!!
Last night was the official start of scoring for the league. Update to follow on the "Striking Out" section of my blog.
Was called upon to put my poetry writing skills to good use at work yesterday. I'm sure that most of you are familiar with the poem that talks about keeping the bathroom clean:
If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seatWell, yesterday I went to lunch with my supervisor (Maria) and she was in the ladies room on our floor. She sits across from me and takes out her phone and says: "You need to see this"
She shows me a pic she just took, a piece of poop on the ladies room floor.
I proceed to break into laughter as she goes on and on about wanting to know who it was, which one of our female coworkers was the culprit, and whether or not they were wearing underwear. As the pic got displayed to other cowokers, the "sprinkle/tinkle" poem was mentioned, and Maria asked me to write a second verse that would be appropriate.
I came up with this:
If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
please be neat
and wipe the seat
If when you poops
you make an 'oops'
please wipe the floor
poop's not décor!I'm currently waiting for Maria to come in and go to the ladies room, and let me know if the cleaning crew removed the poop!