Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

Next:

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   

[Lumière]

There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!

 

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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,

[David]

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,

[Lumière]

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!

[David]

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
Because his bad behavoir cause poor Jack to Twitch!

[Lumière]

Next one: 

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,

[David]

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,

[Lumière]

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",

[Pipedream]

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means

[David]

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
Is bursting my pants at all of the seams,