Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

I'll take you up to Don Wroe's cabin ...
Where we'll do a bit more than just gabbin'
With you, there ain't no need to wring out,
With our guns goin' off we will shout:
Sweet Jesus H!  I am comin'!

 

[Lumière]

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...

[Pipedream]

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,

[Lumière]

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,

[Pipedream]

Incidental remark:  

This limerick business is straining.
Just as Ray, I quite feel like complaining!
With no rhythm and rhyme
This ain’t worth not a dime.
Yet, one has to say, it’s entertaining!

Hey saucycobblers! Thanks for starting this thread overhere! Loved that on IMDB!

[saucycobblers]

Oh my, you lot HAVE been busy while I was asleep 

As Ennis would say... "Very good" *drums BBQ spit with rusty piece of metal*.

I have been LMAO at these 

My favourite line so far...

Alma was rolled on her belly,
There'd been nothing interesting on the telly,

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice one Lucise 

[saucycobblers]

Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...

Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,

[Pipedream]

Here goes... *ding ding*... round two...

Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,

You are in a hurry! We have yet to finish this one...: 

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,

[David]

Jack thought as he looked at LaShawn,
He wish she'd shut up and be gone,

[David]

That fateful day outside Aguirre's trailer ...
Ennis wore his best shirt from the tailor,
Jack gazed upon him, a throb in his heart,
Ennis's eyes shot thru him like a dart,
and soon Jack was as horny as a Sailor!