Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)

[Lumière]

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,

[ThePirateBride]

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled

[Lumière]

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
"Tis nobody's business but ours", Jack stuttered!


(I opted for a more polite ending.. ).

[Pipedream]

Lol. What would have been the other ending?? 

[Lumière]

Lol. What would have been the other ending?? 

Jack called out and into the tent Ennis staggered,
where Jack lay in his underwear (checkered)
Up close to Jack he snuggled,
And bodily parts they juggled,
Jack moaned and groaned as he was blissfully buggered!


(I said it was rude didn't I?  )

[Pipedream]

(I said it was rude didn't I?  )

Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself... 

[Lumière]

Rude?? Well I could live with that, but you got the rhyme wrong! Lol.
Not that I could have come up with a better word, myself... 

I did?? How? 

[Pipedream]

I did?? How? 

Ooops. Forgive me! I didn't know that "staggered" and "buggered" rhyme in Canada... 

Anyway. New round:

When Ennis and Alma got married

[David]

When Ennis and Alma got married,
He thought his past with Jack was buried,