Okay, people ... just to recap:
to Leslie: the reader in question brings all of his/her begging and pleading and sometimes even bribery, to bear, to increase the local "schmoop" factor in a given chapter or plot element to the desired level.
to Souxi: the reader in question takes leslie-ing to a whole other level with a fair amount of weeping, wailing, howling, .. practically anything to get what he/she wants. Souxi-ers have been known to be downright relentless and they usually get what they want.
to June: to squee like a professionally-trained squeer.
to fistulate: To undergo a period of enforced sexual abstinence, of at least one week's duration, while at the same time getting married.
to Dupreeciate: The phenomenon of a minor character in a work of fiction increasingly absorbing readers' attention until the character threatens to overtake or equal their interest in the nominal main character(s).
to Tooeyminate: To have an uncharacteristically large appetite for muffins. When observed in their natural habitat, tooeyminators are hardly seen without a box of muffins close at hand. Infact, some have been known to leave behind a trail of crumbs.
to westify: an act of civil disobedience, performed as a protest
Hughdity: a view of Hugh Jackman that involves showing off significant assets of his personal charisma, charm,and er, attributes.
Ril-ition: The ability to become suddenly overtaken with intense sexual desire from the touch of a lover or sometimes by the smell of burning pastry (preferably of the Pillsbury variety)
Fancyful: The satisfying sense of contentment, euphoria and repleteness after a sexual encounter with a loved one.
to bunnificate: to have wild sexual fantasies, including falling in love, with someone you have only seen once or twice, and you don't even realize is homosexual...
hehe .. I think I'm getting proper schooled in LS-ian ..