Somebody brought fresh figs into my office today. I'd never seen fresh figs before--I had no idea what these things were! 
I think I prefer my figs in newtons. 
Jeff, you're such a traditionalist, meat-potato-veg-diced-pears kind of guy!
You're missing out. Fresh figs are in season right now and they're wonderful. Classic pairing with prosciutto, or in a tart with other fruits and almonds, perhaps.
Earlier this summer, I did homemade pizza on the grill with sliced fresh figs, gorgonzola, arugula, and a drizzle of balsamic. YUM!