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[jpwagoneer1964]

JPW: you have FILM FOOTAGE of Jake naked? How do you rate? (Sniff...)

Do you also have Earl's boots--Jack's face? (not to change the subject...shudder...)

Sorry. I meant that I have a copy of "BB Story to Screenplay".

[twistedude]

Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's  a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'

I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Oh. Oh well, there's always fanfiction.net and LiveJournal: Dreaming, Lead me to Your Door, Conjugating Jake, anything by Belgianboy, A Love Born of Steel, Through the Veil of Time...The laramie Saga.. Human Int3erest, Two crows Joy (I'd KILL for that title...) It's  a wonder my computer screen doesn't melt. And that's tyhe trut'

I've recently written 4 stories with , like, no sex in them--and guess what? very few people read them! Now why do you suppose that is, Jack?

The ones I have written don't really either, just between the lines and between the scenes. I do have a small but loyal following.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking: that Jack sure isn't hard ta look at. 'Specially those hind quarters of his.

[twistedude]

jake: Anyone..have a spare nose?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Here are some reruns frome "Fantasy"


Ennis to Jack: "Um Jack, ever hear of 'Weight Watchers'? Ah...I was just thinking...Look here I just found this flier in my pack, don't know how it got there, musta' flew in or somethin', Here why don't you.....

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking to himself:
Thought Jack was goin' to punch me when I said 'Weight Watchers'. Don't he ever look in the mirror? And why hasn't he taken off that hat of his? Sure hope he ain't be goin' bald. What'll I do then?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking: Ah guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention the gym membership

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking:

Even when he's fat and mad, Jack's still the prettiest man I know.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis: I'm sorry Jack, I didn't mean what I said about weight watchers and not lettin' ya ride my horses anymore.  Tell ya what, Joe Agguire boards his horse at the ranch fer awhile now. Me 'n him's friendly enough now he'll let me borrow his fer next time.