Brokeback Through The Looking Glass (the Malaysian subtitles thread)

[MaineWriter]

I'm still waiting for the fanfic about Gary, Kyle, and Jim O'Neal. 

Jim O'Neal stared at the screen, reading the message one more time before he clicked submit. "SWGM, 28 years old, lives in the city. I like music, dancing, and guys named Kyle..."

He sighed. Was this the right thing to do? Place personal ad in the paper? He'd never done anything like this before, but things had been so rocky with Gary for the past few months. He didn't know what was going on. Jim thought to himself, "I still love him...or at least I think I do...."


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[Meryl]

Them tree-huggers?  They go out and caress a nice oak, hunh?

Or somebody's wood, anyway. 

Rim shot!     

[Meryl]

Jim O'Neal stared at the screen, reading the message one more time before he clicked submit. "SWGM, 28 years old, lives in the city. I like music, dancing, and guys named Kyle..."

He sighed. Was this the right thing to do? Place personal ad in the paper? He'd never done anything like this before, but things had been so rocky with Gary for the past few months. He didn't know what was going on. Jim thought to himself, "I still love him...or at least I think I do...."

Brokeback II: The Malaysian Identity 

[southendmd]

Jim O'Neal stared at the screen, reading the message one more time before he clicked submit. "SWGM, 28 years old, lives in the city. I like music, dancing, and guys named Kyle..."

He sighed. Was this the right thing to do? Place personal ad in the paper? He'd never done anything like this before, but things had been so rocky with Gary for the past few months. He didn't know what was going on. Jim thought to himself, "I still love him...or at least I think I do...."


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Or:

Brokeback II:  The Koala Lamb Poor Connection

[forsythia12]

omg  this the funniest freakin' thread ever.  i'm sitting here eating some very dry burnt toast, and i thought i'd check this topic out since i had not "yet had the opportunity" (lol)  and after taking a bite, i read these subtitles and laughed so hard all the little bits got stuck in my throat.  i was laugh-coughing for about 20 minutes, and couldn't stop enough to drink water.
i think i'm okay now.  thanks for this thread.  absolutely helarious.
my favorite part: "kyle"
that line just changes everything!

[Kelda]

but wehat about that canoe.... !???!

[forsythia12]

yeah the canoe is good, but kyle?  i can just see jack up all night looking for this little troll like guy named kyle who runs around the sheep and hides in the bushes all day and night.
or when ennis says "shot a cyote (kyle) last night.  had balls on him the size of apples.....could've eaten himself a camel"
i'm still laughing.

[Meryl]

omg  this the funniest freakin' thread ever.  i'm sitting here eating some very dry burnt toast, and i thought i'd check this topic out since i had not "yet had the opportunity" (lol)  and after taking a bite, i read these subtitles and laughed so hard all the little bits got stuck in my throat.  i was laugh-coughing for about 20 minutes, and couldn't stop enough to drink water.
i think i'm okay now.  thanks for this thread.  absolutely helarious.
my favorite part: "kyle"
that line just changes everything!

We should put a warning on this thread:  Consume food or drink at your own risk! 

[smellykellyjay]

yeah the canoe is good, but kyle?  i can just see jack up all night looking for this little troll like guy named kyle who runs around the sheep and hides in the bushes all day and night.

No, girl.  That would never fly.  Everybody knows that all Kyles are cute and hot and stuff. 

[Jeff Wrangler]

OK, this thread has fallen too far down the line. Time for a bump.