NC-17 RATED FUN: LET'S GET REAL HERE--How Many of Us Have Been SWOONING Nonstop?

[twistedude]

hey, what's the point of powdering your nose when you're just going to go home to bed? (writng a story is one thing, but pretending to have long distance sex--is sorta silly..unless you wanna pick up a phone..now THAT makes sense!) Oh, now that I stop to think about it, a phone isn't always necessary, either. STRIKE ALL THAT> I have another bitch:

it's guys on the cover (and even insIDe of) magazines...

I was just standing in line at the local supermarket, and Joquin (sp?) Phoenix was staring at me l.ike he wanted to eat me up. Now I know DAMN WELL he never saw me in his life , and he wouldn';t want to eat me up, even if he did. So the whole thing looks phony: he's making a sexy face for the camera...

And,,,Jake does the same thing, with his face, with his body...Heath doesn't, nearly so much,; he always lookS like..Heath.

But all those sexy expressions...I always think, first off--he doesn't feel like that; he's posing for thre camera, all by himself, and showing off his baby blues (sometimes with GREEN contacts..yuk), and his gorgeous body--but in a stilted, phony way--not just, sittin' there, walking doewn the street,  taLKING TO A FRIEND, OR EVEN SMILING AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE KNOWS PEOPLE LIIKE TO SEE HIM SMILE..HE LOOKS LIKE A...FASHION MODEL, POSING, GESTRUING, fuck--AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?

Bob says I'm nuts...

All the photos are from ther Oscar promo book --and they really are huge and gorgeous-- costs between 25-50 dollars on eBay, last time I looked. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)

See, if an actor is in a movie, he's building up a character around himself, so it's O.K. for him to look any way he wants to, to help with the fiction of the character...but someone on ther cover of a magazine, because the magazine people know people want to see him, that';s supposed tio look like HIM, not some phony angel, or noir sex symbol,  

Oh, I dunno...why does it bug me, anyhow?

[DeeDee]

My goodness....the face of an angel... and no Julie, you are not alone.

[twistedude]

deedee. did you mean my photo ("the face of an angel")---and--you agree with me?

Good grioef!

[DeeDee]

Well yeah.  You and Jake

[MaineWriter]

True, Portland from Hartford is probably a 5-6 hour drive.  LOL

Raise a glass of wine for me in a BBM toast!   

Yoo-hoo David, what planet do you live on? Portland to Hartford (or vice versa) 3.5 hour tops (driving 75 that is...)

[MaineWriter]

Get to work doing what Leslie?

Designing my tattoo for Jack--Ennis's name with a lasso...

[MaineWriter]

Bob says I'm nuts...

Tell Bob he should kiss the fuckin' ground you walk on, Julie. The fact that you are hot, you're sexy, and you're fantasizing about Joaquin Phoenix (something I have been known to do) should tell him he is in the 10% club of luckiest guys on the planet, that is, those men who are married to women who have figgered it out.

My 2 cents.

[David]

Yoo-hoo David, what planet do you live on? Portland to Hartford (or vice versa) 3.5 hour tops (driving 75 that is...)

Hmmm,   Boston is a good 2 hrs from me, plus I recall Ogunquit being 3+ hrs from me.   For some reason I was thinking Portland was much farther North than that.    Geeez!   I coulda been there in time for a late dessert!  LOL

[dmmb_Mandy]

hey, what's the point of powdering your nose when you're just going to go home to bed? (writng a story is one thing, but pretending to have long distance sex--is sorta silly..unless you wanna pick up a phone..now THAT makes sense!) Oh, now that I stop to think about it, a phone isn't always necessary, either. STRIKE ALL THAT> I have another bitch:

Julie, we're just a group of friends having some harmless, raunchy fun. Just coming up with interesting scenarios/fantasies for some naughty entertainment.

But all those sexy expressions...I always think, first off--he doesn't feel like that; he's posing for thre camera, all by himself, and showing off his baby blues (sometimes with GREEN contacts..yuk), and his gorgeous body--but in a stilted, phony way--not just, sittin' there, walking doewn the street,  taLKING TO A FRIEND, OR EVEN SMILING AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE KNOWS PEOPLE LIIKE TO SEE HIM SMILE..HE LOOKS LIKE A...FASHION MODEL, POSING, GESTRUING, fuck--AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?

Julie hunny, he's posing for me. He's posing for all of us; the fans. Photographers tell actors, like Jake, to pose like that 'cause they know that's what the fans want to see. I've seen many pics of Jake just living, walking the street, shopping, working out..etc, and I don't think he looks phony at all. But EVERYONE looks kind of phony when they know their picture is being taken; with a big, placed grin. That's why the best pics are the unexpected, real-to-life ones.

Love the Jack pic.

[David]

Will someone go check the tent?  rt and Brandon have been missing for a while!