hey, what's the point of powdering your nose when you're just going to go home to bed? (writng a story is one thing, but pretending to have long distance sex--is sorta silly..unless you wanna pick up a phone..now THAT makes sense!) Oh, now that I stop to think about it, a phone isn't always necessary, either. STRIKE ALL THAT> I have another bitch:it's guys on the cover (and even insIDe of) magazines...I was just standing in line at the local supermarket, and Joquin (sp?) Phoenix was staring at me l.ike he wanted to eat me up. Now I know DAMN WELL he never saw me in his life , and he wouldn';t want to eat me up, even if he did. So the whole thing looks phony: he's making a sexy face for the camera...And,,,Jake does the same thing, with his face, with his body...Heath doesn't, nearly so much,; he always lookS like..Heath. But all those sexy expressions...I always think, first off--he doesn't feel like that; he's posing for thre camera, all by himself, and showing off his baby blues (sometimes with GREEN contacts..yuk), and his gorgeous body--but in a stilted, phony way--not just, sittin' there, walking doewn the street, taLKING TO A FRIEND, OR EVEN SMILING AT THE CAMERA LIKE HE KNOWS PEOPLE LIIKE TO SEE HIM SMILE..HE LOOKS LIKE A...FASHION MODEL, POSING, GESTRUING, fuck--AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY?Bob says I'm nuts...All the photos are from ther Oscar promo book --and they really are huge and gorgeous-- costs between 25-50 dollars on eBay, last time I looked. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)See, if an actor is in a movie, he's building up a character around himself, so it's O.K. for him to look any way he wants to, to help with the fiction of the character...but someone on ther cover of a magazine, because the magazine people know people want to see him, that';s supposed tio look like HIM, not some phony angel, or noir sex symbol, Oh, I dunno...why does it bug me, anyhow?